Premiers this month.

Normally this time of the year there is nothing at the Cinema but this year is the exception.


Coming soon.

Nigh Hoon!

The story of a veteran law man played by Lord Hutton who awaits the arrival of a well known gunman (gunrunner)
This is a real classic and should not be missed!


Also coming this month.

The Fellowship of the Willing!

This is third and final part of the trilogy.Frodo played by G.W.Bush and Samwise Gangi played by Rumsfeldstiltskin venture onward into the dreaded Persia.
Legolis(Blair),Gimli(Howard),Pippin(Cheney),Merry(Wolfawitz)also feature but in the end our two heroes must meet the dangers of Tehran alone.



[Edited on 18-9-2003 by John bull 1]

The Incredible Bulk

No Eric Bana or even Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, this docudrama stars real life fast food eaters in their daily habits, watching Springer and demolishing pizzas and Big Macs by the hour. Set construction was very expensive as whole houses had to be demolished to enable some of the 600 pound behemoths out into the light for the first time in 20 years in some cases. The future of America.

Shine On The Piano, The Pianist and The Piano Teacher

Holocaust survivor, masochistic tutor and mumbling buffoon travel back in time to meet mute virtuoso on a deserted beach, to concoct a plan to engage in nudity, digital torture, and drinking games at the local piano hall.

Hey you guys should turn this stuff into poems and use it as your entries in the poetry contest.