A Note From Calm

Calm is my default and not simply my fault.
I'm a suspicion counter and gainfully employed by Suspicious Minds.
A psychic amnesiac with peripheral vision. I know in advance what I'll forget. And most times I see far into the future, but just way off to one side.

Calm

Interesting.

Welcome to ATS, calm. Enjoy your stay.

If I can be of assistance, please send me a u2u and let me know.

Welcome to ATS Calm.

Jak

Welcome to ATS calm. You have made the first introduction for November .

Welcome Calm to ATS and ATS to calm.
I a rat trapped in a maze of cubicals and our jobs are all going to be cut by Greedy Hearts.
A unique human like everyone else with bad vision. I often forget things even when I know them in advance. And most of the time I can see far, but with out my glasses... forget it!

GSM

Glad you could make it, come on in and sit a spell…

Welcome to ATS,ATSNN,BTS,PTS, and Ignorance Denied.

A great way to get off to an even better start at ATS:

Zedd's Handbook of ATS Links

Other helpful links for new (and old ) members:

Asala’s New Member Advice Thread

Answers to Questions not in the FAQ

Searching and Complaining

ATS Search for “Dummies”

Member's and ATS, L.L.C. Shared Rights

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