posted on Oct, 30 2005 @ 03:23 PM
Coming To America
"Fascinating. Semmi, look at this. America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, you can throw out broken glass on the streets."
"All right, here we are. There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you're going to have to share it. We got an insect problem, but you boys from
Africa are used to that. And another thing, don't use the elevator. It's a death trap. This is the place I was telling you about. It's real f**ked
up. Got just one window facing a brick wall. Used to rent it to a blind man... damn shame what they did to that dog."
"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches,
mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and
onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."
[edit on 30-10-2005 by Lord Altmis]