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Response to TC's podcast, sort of...

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Kala, you are truly a warped and demented individual. Are we kin or something?

Just for you, I'll do another cast later on how an average thought winds through my brain. Like when I'm walking down the street, and I start laughing about nothing, and people ask my why I'm laughing. Normally I won't respond with anything that makes sense. Essentially, I'll explain why certain things ring certain bells. All I need from you, is a topic you want me to trace through my head, and I'll go step by step, what I think of. Do it, I'll have some fun.

You are too funny, and like you have room to talk about being the only one on here at 4 in the morning! You almost sounded like you were on a stealth mission. Keep up the work man

Are you taking requests for topics?

Here is mine... whatever happened to those kids who used to eat glue when they were little? What kind of grown-ups did they become? I used to know a girl in second grade who made glue prints on her palms and then peeled them off and ate them.... I was always fascinated/disgusted. Maybe you can shed some light or guru of randomness? Likewise, kids who ate chalk...

Random request of the day brought to you by nikelbee (who never ate chalk OR glue... no, really!)

You are walking down the street and you see a squirrel that has been flattened by a car.
15 seconds later, you laugh hysterically. Why?

*For those who are merely clinging to reality by your fingernails, you might want to leave before his response is posted*

Originally posted by Thomas Crowne
You are walking down the street and you see a squirrel that has been flattened by a car.
15 seconds later, you laugh hysterically. Why?

He saw the squirrel with headphones on blaring Judas Preist Backwards?????????

PODcast: Kalapadea rambling on... (reply 1)
The wonderful world of my ....

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PODcast: Kalapadea rambling on... (reply 2)
Very squirrelly ramble

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Here is an actual photo of the scene of the funeral for the squirrel who was smooshed...


Let us take a moment to reflect

[edit on 10/27/2005 by denial28]

Kalapadea

I am rather skeptical of TC's admonition concerning squirrel road kill. Clearly, there are many on the net (as is generally true on this board) who disagree with him...

Squirrel Road Kill Brunswick Stew
Moose-and-Squirrel Meat Balls
Skwerl for the Masses
Roadkill Recipes
Roadkill Cafe




I do think, however, it generally best to avoid the one's with yellow paint on them. Just a thought...

TC...

Dementation? Ok, well, fair is fair....

There clearly are some who agree with you on the net... It looks like "dementation" is a word after all.

Dementation Example 1
Dementation Example 2
Dementation Example 3

Was that the connection you were trying to make? .....vampires....pointy incisors... YES! Pointy incisors are best for chewy road kill????

So Halloween appropriate....spoooooky....

EDIT: (Thanks to both of you for starting my day on a good chuckle... )



[edit on 27-10-2005 by loam]

nikelbee

Originally posted by nikelbee
Are you taking requests for topics?

... whatever happened to those kids who used to eat glue when they were little? What kind of grown-ups did they become?

I'm assuming some didn't make it into adulthood....at least not among the general population:

Students replace mayonnaise with glue in the school cafeteria.

Lawsuit filed over prank at Everest school

Students who say they were victims of a racially motivated lunchtime prank at D.C. Everest Junior High are suing the district and the students who replaced mayonnaise with glue in the school cafeteria.

Five students are named in the lawsuit, which contends they put a bottle of wood glue on a cafeteria condiment table. Six Hmong students mistook the glue for mayonnaise and put glue on their sandwiches. They took a few bites before realizing something was wrong...

[edit on 27-10-2005 by loam]

PODcast: Kalapadea rambling on... (reply 3)
I'm running short on sleep, and I seem to forget what I said a min ago...

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