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Christian "Trading Spouses" - The God Warrior

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posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 10:38 AM
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Get the hell out of my house in Jesus name I pray.

Video: www.big-boys.com...

For those into that, Google provides Christian Singles Dating Services.

Get you some.




posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 10:44 AM
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hahahahaha

Thats about 320 pounds worth of reason NOT to attend church.


i wont no money
i wont nothing
i wont my god
and i wont my family



GORGONS????

PSYCHICS!!!!!!!!!


Join me on the darksided-taintedness.



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 10:49 AM
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I don't watch that show so help me out here. Is that her family or her traded family? What happened to all her teeth?


If she started up like that with me I would just start laughing uncontrollably!


Peace



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 10:53 AM
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Originally posted by Dr Love
What happened to all her teeth?



The Strong Hand of The Lord?


floss is mightier than prayer when it comes to tooth decay!

www.floss.com...



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 02:07 PM
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These are the kind of people you need to tell "Jesus is in the middle of that busy high way, he says if you want to see him go out into the middle and lay down with your left ear to the ground and he will come to you." then wait for a 18 wheeler to take her out.

These people vote republican, how sad is that?



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 05:13 PM
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I don't know if I should thank Bout Time or sue him for sending me that.

I'm haunted by that woman now.



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 05:19 PM
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I seen the devil in that woman.


I'll swallow your soul!
I'll swallow your soul!



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by Umbrax
I seen the devil in that woman.


I'll swallow your soul!
I'll swallow your soul!


I seen? you mean "I saw", right? Sorry, pet peeve of mine.



posted on Oct, 25 2005 @ 05:27 PM
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Thats cool. Grammar correction is a pet peeve of mine, so we're even.



posted on Oct, 26 2005 @ 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by RANT
I don't know if I should thank Bout Time or sue him for sending me that.


Imagine the flashbacks to the baby makin' the husband must have......



posted on Oct, 26 2005 @ 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by Bout Time
Imagine the flashbacks to the baby makin' the husband must have......


......and all the gummers in the dark.

Peace



posted on Oct, 30 2005 @ 04:37 PM
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She has kids? Wow, imagine them on Jeporady...

"This man invented the Light Bulb."

GOD!!!!!!

"Uh no."

YES!!!! MOMMA! HE SAID SOMEONE BESIDES GOD CREATED LIGHT!!!!

"No the light bulb, not light..."

All of a sudden you have a Kool AId thing happen and she busts in through a wall.

"Devil devil devil devil."

And then eats Trebek.



posted on Oct, 30 2005 @ 05:01 PM
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yeah religion can do wierd things to people. not just christians too. every religion will have there wacos...though some have more than others. how the hell is that woman even a spouse?



posted on Oct, 30 2005 @ 09:12 PM
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Originally posted by Full Metal
All of a sudden you have a Kool AId thing happen and she busts in through a wall.


That reference took me out! I'm dark-sided, though.


That video is freaking hilarious! It's like she's possessed! Thanks RANT and Bout Time!



posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 03:33 PM
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I'm glad someone started this thread!

I feel so bad for the hypnotherapist. Those Christians really attacked her at that dinner party. It seemed like that tall blonde lady just couldn't wait.

I can't wait till next week



posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 04:47 PM
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IF ever you want to see a case of posession for real, watch the X-ian lady on trading spouses--next week.
The hypnotist knows real love..



posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 08:46 PM
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Man, I won't miss it for the world! I even emailed everyone I know to make sure they don't miss it.



posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 09:07 PM
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how do you take something like that out?


buck shot? silver shotgun slugs? wooden steak of the heart? holy water? "the power of christ compells you, bitch!" (family guy reference)

man id rather take on a army of zombies than this woman.

hell youd need like a flame thrower to burn her to the ground then throw napalm on the ashes then drop an incendiary(sp) bomb on it then coat it in concrete the bury it then plant the womping willow on top of it from harry potter then burn that down and then send the final ashes into the freaking sun!


i bet satan himself is freaked out by this lady. hes probally like "God, you can have this one with out a fight!" and God is like "Naw, you can have her. really, think of it as a gift from me to you." then an argument would ensue.



posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 09:19 PM
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The producers came around to a number of Pagan boards and asked for a volunteer family. Apparently they found one that was too blinded by money to consider what might happen.

We warned everyone. We really did. That woman is a LOT more extreme than I thought she would be. Wowzers.


I feel sorry for the poor kids having to endure that abusive lunatic. Can you imagine having THAT for your mother????

[edit on 3-11-2005 by Byrd]



posted on Nov, 4 2005 @ 09:12 AM
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Originally posted by Byrd
The producers came around to a number of Pagan boards and asked for a volunteer family. Apparently they found one that was too blinded by money to consider what might happen.

We warned everyone. We really did. That woman is a LOT more extreme than I thought she would be. Wowzers.


I feel sorry for the poor kids having to endure that abusive lunatic. Can you imagine having THAT for your mother????

[edit on 3-11-2005 by Byrd]


I don't know...

If I knew in advanced how she into her faith she was, I might do some stuff just to weird her out even more.

A sky clad full moon ritual, maybe?

Really, I might not. I'm really not a mean person so, more than likely I might try to educate her. But by looking at that clip, all my affords would probably be in vain and she'll be screaming in my face the whole time.



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