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Originally posted by dragonrider
Lets see... I am sure there are thousands of localized power blackouts per year due to trees falling on power lines....
I dont remember any of them taking out a quarter of the US???
Loaded with the most state of the art chainsaws and titanium climbing spikes. The ATTF is now spreading out across the world to take down(literally) any and all trees that could be seen as a threat to the national security of the United States. Secretary(of defence) Rumsfeld says "These trees have absolutely NO qualms about disrupting the lives of MILLIONS of Americans so, we have no choice but to bring the fight to them."
The war on Forrestry is just another natural extention on the war on terror. In fact, some sources say that a war on shrubbery may ensue within months if not weeks.
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[Edited on 17-9-2003 by Fry2]