A Date With Optimus!......bring it on ladies!

Yep..you read it right.......im willing to take one of you lucky ATS Honeys on a hot 'Virtual' date......ok,ok....i know youre thinking..."Surely god in heaven has shone down his light of luckyness onto me and graced me with this wonderfull chance to have a 'Virtual' evening out with the Maestro of love"......its ok..its happened before......all i need is for you to submit the following info to the thread...

1. Where youd like to go?
2. What food youd like?
3. What music are we listening to?
4. How were travelling...horse drawn carridge, motorbike, limo etc...
5. What language youd like me to whisper sweet words in?
6. What clothes are we wearing, ie suited up and dolled, or snowboarding through time?
7. what are we drinking?

After ive reviewed your entries you may get to go for a virtual evening with me of your choice.......or you might just get a keyring or a smelly tree thingy for your car.....

OK...get those fingers tapping.....and try not to jam the server up!

p.s. please no cross dressing guys.....im not going through that again....

Regards.

oh and by the way, i will be conducting all interviews dressed like the below gentle man and also in that pose.

Ohh, Ohh.

1) Victoria Falls

2) Chinese

3) Miami Vice soundtrack

4) White Lamborghini

5) The Queen's English (if you know what I mean)

6) Natural cotton slacks with White jackets, (elbow length sleeves) [Or something like this]

7) Vodka Martini's.

Do I win, do I? Please....

Ever yours,

Jak

Originally posted by optimus fett

p.s. please no cross dressing guys.....im not going through that again....

No, not Jak. I meant... Jane.


[edit on 24/10/05 by JAK]

oh thanks lover...ok...i'll make an exception with you...being as we go way back....but for gods sake use the dammned lube this time!

A fancy night out
1) salsa dance club.
2) Chinese
3) soft slow music (unless in the club...then fast music!)
4) black Limo
5) italian
6) a nice lil black dress and you will be wearing a suit.
7) margarita-pina colada

a chill out night

1) fun fair
2) candy floss
3) ride music
4) motorbike
5) normal English
6) me-jeans and nice top. you- jeans nice shirt
7) can of bear (lol)

oni x x

They say a picture tells a thousand words so.....

Originally posted by optimus fett
1. Where youd like to go?

2. What food youd like?

3. What music are we listening to?

4. How were travelling...horse drawn carridge, motorbike, limo etc...

5. What language youd like me to whisper sweet words in?

(Remember people, its the words spoken not the language spoken, just my opinion though)

6. What clothes are we wearing, ie suited up and dolled, or snowboarding through time?

7. what are we drinking?

note: I'm a gentleman at heart, true English romance

[edit on 25-10-2005 by UK Wizard]

lol guys....well...so far oni is winning hands down....going on the fact that you two are both blokes.....(im funny like that.....)......and shes the only hot ATS lady thats replied......although i bet i can get Relentless on board the love train?

Oni...thanks for the reply.......that virtual date could be you?

you lucky,lucky,lucky lady!

Ohhhh were do we go??

oni x x

ps: *wink wink* (pick me!!)

1. Where youd like to go?


A river side bar,


2. What food youd like?


A, some share food, nachos chilly with melted cheese


3. What music are we listening to?

some slow rock,

4. How were travelling...horse drawn carridge, motorbike, limo etc...

We would walk part of the way, and then maybe take a little boat out the rest


5. What language youd like me to whisper sweet words in?

English, then i can enjoy the words


6. What clothes are we wearing, ie suited up and dolled, or snowboarding through time?

causual but cute,


7. what are we drinking?


Something with a little flavour, maybe some warn cherry brandy to keep walm followed by some sweet wine

JAK: You scare me and I fear for the wellfare of oyur daughter and family. I am 'taking in' your daughter for her own good, Etc. Ohhh and bought you this nice shiny jacket the hoff wore it once... put it on!!



^jak or uhh... jane?

Optimus scored!!!!!

Play this one right and you could have a date with the sisters!!!!

TextPlay this one right and you could have a date with the sisters!!!!

oh my god......more replies from guys than girls.....this is bad,bad,bad.

Oni and Asala......thank you for your replys.......awesome....i simply couldnt take you both on the same virtual date.....your both two great to have my shared company...it will have to be two induvidual dates...(oh geez i would really hate that..honest i would....honest.....NOT!)

I think everyone can see whats happened here....too many ATS chicks have submitted a reply at the same time, hence only two replies have come through.....yeah...thats whats happened...yeah..it is.....

c'mon ladies.....tapty,tap,tappy on your keyboards...you know you want to!

Originally posted by optimus fett

TextPlay this one right and you could have a date with the sisters!!!!

Oni and Asala......thank you for your replys.......awesome....i simply couldnt take you both on the same virtual date.....your both two great to have my shared company...it will have to be two induvidual dates...

Dude are you HIGH?!

I WILL! Yall can even bring some friends! We'll go for a ride on the Millinium Falcon!

1. Where youd like to go?

Hmm..Nando's

2. What food youd like?

Oh, well..im a fussy eater. Probably spicey chicken, with chips and some veggie stuff on the side.

3. What music are we listening to?

Cat Stevens

4. How were travelling...horse drawn carridge, motorbike, limo etc...

Mini

5. What language youd like me to whisper sweet words in?

aramic

6. What clothes are we wearing, ie suited up and dolled, or snowboarding through time?

Hmmm, Alternative kinda Emo

7. what are we drinking?

Vodka or Jack Daniels

DAM IT!!......ok.....its a virtual date with the sisters....this is due to the fact that A. there the only 2 women that replied and B. i think they only did it because there both just nice and friendley.......i tell you something ladies....you dont know what youre missing.........well....actually....not that much to be fair.

but...look what you could have won!!!!!

location....castle dracula...





food....chilled monkeys brains...yum,yum!




music....Yodeling!!...red kneck styley!





travel.....Zepplin air ship!...




what launguage?.....IRISH SIMPLETON SPEAK!




clothes.....?...DISGUISES!




DRINKS!!!.....TOILET WATER!!




UMMM......actually...it would probably have been a pants night out......apart from the yodelling obviously......

Regards.