Originally posted by drunk
Looks real enough to me but then again i dont have any need to purchase SAMS.
In today's anti-terrorism, anti-supervillainy environment, most evil people are sticking to secret lairs and hidden bases. But super-villains of quality do not fear the meddlesome intrusions of law enforcement, and boldly proclaim their locations as a challenge to all inferior beings. That's why we still offer the Original™ Skull Island, from Scaramanga & No S.A.
Our expert sappers will carve a terrifying skeletal visage into the side of any medium-to-large volcanic island, thereby proclaiming to passing ships and orbiting satellites "evil dwells here!" The Original™ Skull Island also features the usual amenities; global communications base, sumptuous lair, private grotto, shark trap, heavy-weapons launch site and submarine base. And, of course, there's an obvious and accessible self-destruct mechanism.
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