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Mascara, the most important thing ever

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posted on Oct, 19 2005 @ 09:59 AM
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As the civilized world now knows, MASCARA is the only known antidote to the evil eye often associated with gypsies, sorcerers and other men of "light."

Kohl, history's first mascara, was a chemical base of the metal antimony prepared by Egyptian soothsayers specifically for men. Women were on their own until T.L Williams invented Maybelline (named for a combination of his sister Mabel and Vaseline) to creep out the light men.

And though sports enthusiasts to this day may tell you darkly painted circles around the eyes absorb sunlight and minimize reflections, that's not why they do it. It's the gypsies.

Learned men claim that if you're a gypsie (or man of "light") the only known antidote to the antidote comes from one place.



I'd go as quickly as possible and seek the man in the yellow hat.

Wiki corroberates much of the lore, adding "the word mascara derives from the Arabic maskhara meaning buffoon."




posted on Oct, 19 2005 @ 10:16 AM
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I now know more about mascara than the average female..............should I be worried??

Peace



posted on Oct, 19 2005 @ 06:53 PM
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Just another capitalistic invention to sell products.



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