Ok Heres one snippet
You know that episode of the Simpsons where it was Apu's wedding and Marge wanted to throw rice, Lisa said youre not supposed to thow rice because
birds will eat it, their stomachs will swell and they'll explode! Since the governments are killing all the birds should we the citizens lend a
helping hand? Or should we purchase F-16s from our local 'Dunnes Stores' (Big shop here in Ireland) and shoot them down?
Or we could just hurry the hell up and develop a vaccine!!!

