Foot Locker dude: "Can I help you sir?"
Dr. Love: "Yes, I'm looking for your standard, everyday tennis shoe. Something comfortable yet durable."
FLD: "A ha, I have just what you're looking for! How 'bout these? Very comfortable!"
DL: "I was thinking something a little more subdued."
FLD: "Alright, I'm feelin' ya. Check out these bad boys!"
"Do you have something a little less alloy?"
*walks out of store --- tries Lady Foot Locker*
[edit on 19-10-2005 by Dr Love]