The Enigma that is the Big Black Nothing

I love these things. The "original" ones (catapaulting the ring, etc.) are as hilarious.

(in reference to BBN 'good guy' posts) Originally posted by wecomeinpeace
It seems the brainwashed minions of the BBN have infiltrated this thread.

but more importantly... when did this change??

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The ATS Big Black Nothing
Ngage and Amithyzt are my ATS adoptees/minions. Please be nice.

note addition of word minions!!

if (a)amithyzt = (b)minion of BBN
and (a)amithyzt = (c)minion of WCIP
then it follows that(b)BBN = (c) WCIP???????

Originally posted by wecomeinpeace
Fear the Big Black Nothing. The BBN is your god. Those who worship and give offering in the form of pictures and animated gifs shall be spared.

or should we say: "Fear wecomeinpeace. wecomeinpeace is your god."??

the truth is much clearer now... *choke**sob* :shk:
i suppose i shall have no other option... *sniffle*... than to....

offer more images!

oh, the horror of it all!!



[EDIT] to announce: Next week on Jerry Springer My internet daddy might be the BBN!!

[edit on 9-11-2005 by amithyzt]

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[edit on 11/10/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

Wruh roh!!! Looks like sommmmmebody's in trouuuuuble!!!






Should we all put bags over our heads and lie on the floor, now?

Somehow I knew this was gonna happen...

Um... Please forgive me for shouting, but...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYBODY!!

I just voted three of you for Way Above TOp Secret. I nearly died laughing, especially at those LOTR parodies by wecomeinpeace.

It's spreading to more computer centers...

I thought I would be immune from this peculiar phenomenon. Not only was I wrong, but I learned that the Big Black Nothing is being spread by none other than the Lord of the Underworld himself. My favourite computer game has been infected... nothing is sacred, anymore.

(that play really would score 666 points if played in one turn, too... that is how I know the LotU is behind this...)

[edit on 26-11-2005 by DragonsDemesne]

Originally posted by amithyzt
note addition of word minions!!

if (a)amithyzt = (b)minion of BBN
and (a)amithyzt = (c)minion of WCIP
then it follows that(b)BBN = (c) WCIP???????

Originally posted by WalksThroughTime

Oh great BBN. I meant not to usurp your power! I am and forever shall be your loyal minion. And so that means...like... my minions are...like...your minions...right?

It is clear to me now that there are evil usurpers among us, attempting to engage the wrath of the BBN against me...ME!, the most loyal and faithful of the BBN's servants! Oh, the humanity!!

I shall weed out these heretics and destroy them with waves of coolness from my huge BBN afro. external image

All hail the BBN!!

Ruh roh... Here comes the only force in the universe capable of stopping the BBN... It's the BWN! (Big White Nothing)




Fear it! Fear it! RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit on 26-11-2005 by DragonsDemesne]

ungghh it's cursing my computer the picture isn't working properly, it's staying in small size so that no one can see its fearsomeness

[edit on 26-11-2005 by DragonsDemesne]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! @ WCIP, cool afro & all, and DD!!!

laughing hysterically with tears in eyes while running away to keep
from wetting pants...bbl !!!

I've been away for a while doing some work, but I just had to mention something to ya'll.

Apparently, the Babylonians first discovered the BBN thousands of years ago. Although their drawings are crude, a few cuneiform cylinders still remain. Needless to say, they're not very interesting to look at. Here's one with a story detailing how the BBN took over the young man's farm, engulfing all of his cattle.



The Greek had a vague concept of the BBN, but spent most of their time sculpting naked young men without arms. The Mayans saw the BBN for what it truly was, and developed their society around it. They constructed complex calendars to try to avoid the coming of the BBN, which they feared immensely.



This is a sculpture of a Mayan's representation of the BBN. When the sculptor finished, he promptly died of fright. This miniature sculpture alone has inspired terror in the hearts of millions, and is in fact thought to be responsible for the mysterious disappearance of the entire Mayan race.

Originally posted by DragonsDemesne
Ruh roh... Here comes the only force in the universe
capable of stopping the BBN... It's the BWN! (Big White Nothing)...

Oh Carp!!! (and yeah, I mean the fish

)
Not her again!!! Dang it!! Dang it!! Dang it!! :bnghd:








EDIT: Changed the smileythingadoodlemajig!




[edit on 11/30/2005 by WalksThroughTime]

Mrs BBN?? ...Oh no! You know what this means?


If the Big Black Nothing...



...has married the Big White Nothing...



...then that means we will soon be over-run by swarms of...

























LITTLE GREY NOTHINGS!!













They're everywhere!!!!


AARRGGHH!!





[edit on 2005-11-30 by wecomeinpeace]

Oh crap! I hope the Big Nothing family uses very good birth control. Or better yet, I hope they are sterile...

OOPS! Too late!


Awwwww!

Wook at da widdle baaaaaaaby boobyshoobydoo!!!


(Um...Ok! Just so ya'll know... I'm beginnin' ta scare mahself a little!)






[edit on 12/1/2005 by WalksThroughTime]

It's getting dark all over the board right now.

The RETURN of

THE BIG BLACK NOTHING!!



[edit on 12/4/2006 by Mechanic 32]