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The Enigma that is the Big Black Nothing

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posted on Nov, 1 2005 @ 08:43 AM

[edit on 1-11-2005 by Toxic Fox]

posted on Nov, 1 2005 @ 11:06 AM
The BBN Meme is strong!! The BBN Meme is powerful!! ALL HAIL THE BBN!!

Hmmm... Ahhhhm thankin' we need
T-shirts!! Mugs!!! Keychains!!! Clocks!!!
to warn an unsuspecting Universe!!!

Soooo GET WITH IT!!, Oh benevolent BBN Meme Creator!!!

Pleeeeeeeeease, we'll give you money!!! *maybe*

posted on Nov, 1 2005 @ 12:11 PM
I visited my gran's house today and low and behold! What was on the telly, only a big black nothing!

posted on Nov, 1 2005 @ 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Yossarian
I visited my gran's house today and low and behold! What was on the telly, only a big black nothing!

AHA!! You see?? The Big Black Nothing has already started its move to conquer the world! 30 seconds of tireless research have revealed to me the BBN's diabolical plan:

PHASE 1: Take over Yossarian's grandmother's television.

PHASE 2: ???


It's absolutely brilliant in its simplicity!

NB: There may be a hole or two in my research, but it shouldn't be anything major.

posted on Nov, 1 2005 @ 04:35 PM
What a second, what happens in phase two?

posted on Nov, 1 2005 @ 06:32 PM
Toxic Fox:

Phase 2 took place almost a year ago.

Phase 3 is well underway.

Fear not though . . . the assimilation is painless.

posted on Nov, 2 2005 @ 06:45 AM
Ive been doing some research and my experiments have told me that I can defeat the big black nothing by turning on the television and leaving it on. But doing this uses alot of electricity, esp if I was to leave the tv on permanently to block the return of the BBN. I think we are doomed as the more we try to defeat the BBN the more electricity is lost. The more electricity that is lost will cause the BBN to become more powerful as systems around the country begin to fail. And then the world.

The only way to conquer this brute is to use renewable sources of energy. Most of us knew this all along but were being misled by our President, Mr. Bush.

Now my friends, all hail the RES! (RENEWABLE ENERGY SOURCE)

posted on Nov, 2 2005 @ 07:38 AM
The BBN ,not content with physical domination of the world has
taken over the churches to attack us spiritually
even the churches have given in to its demands


posted on Nov, 2 2005 @ 08:03 AM
As you can see, someone else has done the research before me...

posted on Nov, 2 2005 @ 03:19 PM
Perhaps we should "consider the possiblities..."

I think a research grant is not entirely out of the question at this point.
More needs to be done! We can't overlook the possibility that the BBN
has been in existence far longer than previously surmised, and threatens
to nullify every discovery we've ever made relative to the history of man
and our universe!!!

posted on Nov, 2 2005 @ 05:18 PM
The BBN predates the evolution of modern man and quite possibly may be the missing link.

We were . . . then we were not . . . now we are.

Hmmmm ....

. . . just something to chew on . . .

posted on Nov, 2 2005 @ 09:56 PM

posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 05:19 PM
It seems the brainwashed minions of the BBN have infiltrated this thread.

Originally posted by amithyzt
is it possible that the BBN should be viewed as a caped superhero? one could assume it has such a big heart, it was only trying to protect your points from being spent at the ATS store...

Do not be fooled!! The BBN is pure evil - as evil as it is black, as black as it is evil, and all grammatical combinations thereof also applicable. We can make offerings to appease the BBN, and study Its methods, but we must not lose our minds, else all hope be lost!


posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 07:51 PM

posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 08:44 PM

Things are not always what they seem..
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Ha! There's treachery afoot! Even moderators are unable to resist the brainwashing of the BBN. Either that or the TWATS is now the TWABBN...

:shk: All hope is lost...

[edit on 2005-11-3 by wecomeinpeace]

posted on Nov, 3 2005 @ 11:31 PM
minions have their privileges- you'll thank me later when all its dark secrets are revealed... heh heh heh....

from The BBN Owner's Manual for the Brain, p.27:
You are the Great Big Black Nothing! Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, but before you eat worms, wreak havoc amongst the worms that are humanity. Therein shall you discover worth and meaning.

in the interim, healthy double doses are effective... all is not lost!

(and anyway, shouldn't you be guiding the little fledgling? sniffle... if you REALLY thought i had 'gone minion' why was there no rescue effort?? btw, two a day of the bbn busters for maintenance... LOL... )

[edit on 3-11-2005 by amithyzt]

posted on Nov, 4 2005 @ 12:42 AM

Originally posted by amithyzt
...if you REALLY thought i had 'gone minion' why was there no rescue effort??

Ohhh, that?...well errrm...we were umm...just playing a ruse to throw the other minions off so they wouldn't know we were coming to rescue you. Yeah, that's it.

posted on Nov, 4 2005 @ 09:55 AM
are you certain it wasn't anything more sinister than that?... one can't be too cautious!
oh, no!!! is this why you adopted and led me here? were there others? where are they? are they OK?!! now the picture is clearer...

this won't happen to anyone else!! but... uh... i'm willing to accept your explanation.... yeah... i... know nothing, saw nothing... g'day!

posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 12:54 PM
Prepare the sacrif-...err, I mean...I've been researching more into the Big Black Nothing as it appears in ancient mythology. I've found some interesting things about its methods, but more so some interesting things about some mythical figures that you might not have known...

The Fellowship of the BBN...Part III

posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 12:57 PM

OMG I don't think I ever laughed that much on BTS.

[edit on 5/11/2005 by Umbrax]

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