posted on Oct, 16 2005 @ 03:54 PM
I'm just dropping by here to give a quick hello, this being the new member introductions and all, and look forward to contributing to this great
site. Instead of boring you with gratuitous praise, however, I think I'll just tell a joke:
A drunk man is staggering down the street late at night when he bumps into this really grotesque looking woman. She shrieks in disgust and says,
"You're the drunkenest man I've ever seen!"
The man looks up at her for a second before slurring back,
"Yeah? Well, you're the ugliest lady I've ever seen, and that's worse, because when I wake up tomorrow, I'm going to be sober!"