posted on Oct, 10 2005 @ 01:51 AM
Yeah fairly old.
A few issues:
How do you know you'll get your granny back.
How would you feel wearing your granny around your neck.
While taking the gem on a holiday. At the airport lost and found..."Yeah um you lost my suitcase"
"What was in it sir?"
"Some clothes, but they don't really matter. But the thing thats really important is my granny"
"Your keep your granny in a suitcase sir?"
"Yeah I take her everywhere with me. Oh sorry did I forget to say she was a gem"
"Grannys always are, aren't they sir"
"no you don't understand"