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Awesome GWB Joke

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posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 10:13 AM
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I saw this one at work the other day so had to find it on the net to share with you guys in case you havent heard it yet...


President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meaning. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

Little Jimmy stood up and offered, "If my best friend, Johnny, who lives on a farm, were playing in the field and a tractor ran him over and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

Little Suzie raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not." explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"That's right!" exclaimed Bush. "Can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little Johnny, "it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."




posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 10:28 AM
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LOL.

Good joke.

Laughing Out Loud has never been truer.

As Nelson (Ha ha) from the Simpson's would say "It's funny 'cause it's true."

Good one


[edit on 8-10-2005 by John bull 1]



posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 09:38 PM
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I read this aloud to my husband and he busted out laughing!

*still ROFL*



posted on Nov, 7 2005 @ 08:27 PM
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thts funnnnnnnny!!!! omg...lol



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