posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 11:00 PM
A man and his pet monkey walk into a bar. While the man sits down and orders a drink, his monkey hops around the bar picking up and gnawing and eating
random objects: napkins, toothpicks, corks. The bartender sees this and begins to complain to the owner.
"Do you see what your monkey is doing?"
"Yeah," replies its owner. "It's a bad habit of his. Just add whatever he eats to my tab, and I'll pay for it."
So the man finishes his drink and takes his monkey and leaves.
The next evening, the man and his monkey come back. His monkey begins eating random objects from around the bar again, and the owner again instructs
the bartender to add the cost of the items to his tab. Then, the monkey hops onto the pool table and swallows a pool ball whole.
The bartender, astounded, cries, "Did you see that?!"
"Your monkey just swallowed a pool ball whole!!"
"Wow... Well.... just add it to my tab I guess. Sorry about that."
So the man finishes his drink and he and his monkey leave again.
The next evening, the pair return to the bar, but this time, the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a cherry, shoves it up its butt, pulls it back out,
and eats it whole.
"What the f.. Did you see that?"
"Yeah," says the monkey's owner, "ever since he ate that damned pool ball he measures everything first."