Was searching some error codes when I found these. Anybody ever seen them?
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct?
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Illegal error detected - You are not allowed to get this error.
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...
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