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Time machine for sale!

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posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:07 PM
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Time machine

I wonder if you could go back in time and change the initial price of it.

Includes a comment from John Titor!


Hi. My names John Titor from the year 2036 and I am currently having troubles with my Dual Singularity Kerr field. I need to get back to my own future past time in a hurry and I was wondering what the mass offset distance is on this puppy? Also did it come with flash back arrestors? Are the parts compatible with 2036 designs? What time jump are you from anyway?

Answer. Hi John im sorry to hear you are currently stuck in 2005... must kinda suck to be you.



[edit on 30-9-2005 by Netchicken]




posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:10 PM
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Have had mixed results, so no guarantees.
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Would consider swap for anti-gravity machine


that's great!



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:21 PM
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That guy will be laughing all the way to the bank. Silly bastard is gonna get a check for at least $1100 for rubber cementing a bunch of office trinkets together. Man.........



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:21 PM
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Current bid: $1,210.00


...for a card scanner, old cordless phone and floppy drive glued together. lol



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:26 PM
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I think we should offer one in the ATS store.

ATS time machine, very little use, only goes forwards 1 day every 24 hours.

I wonder how many we could sell....



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:32 PM
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I'm willing to donate an old 14400 modem card and 3 sticks of gum (one used) to reduce overall build cost.



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:35 PM
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Send all the equipment to me boys and I will construct the machine and we can sell it for a dollar less than what this guy is doing.



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:38 PM
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Just after my current piece of gum looses it's flavor it'll be on its way to you Frosty.



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 08:54 PM
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How about an old battery operated pencil sharpener to it make noise and appear something is happening?......



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 09:26 PM
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That is great

When I get my Anti-Gravity Pack working, I am gonna put it up for sale.
I have one, but it currently does nothing but buzz and blow out bubbles. which is weird.



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 09:32 PM
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I have been laughing non-stop! Great Find Man, I'm voting you way above!!!

-ADHDsux4me



posted on Sep, 30 2005 @ 10:46 PM
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this is about the funniest thing i've seen in years! i cant believe people know its a prank and they're still bidding!



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 08:15 AM
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I was cracking up reading all the questions and answers on that page. And I love the 1980's Zack Morris-style cellular phone he glued on it. I have a white version of that phone somewhere, but sadly the antenna is broken.
But it still works, and when I took it to Verizon they said they could still activate it for me! lol



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 03:16 PM
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Here is a picture is this "time machine"



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 04:25 PM
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Ah crap I just turned down a used credit card scanner the other day.


I love this. I always wanted to put a time machine on ebay. Disclaimer: This unit was built using theoretical information and I cannot guarantee results.



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 04:57 PM
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The questions and answers are awesome!
Thanks for a great post!



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 05:02 PM
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This reminds me of the time I built that cloaking device.

Of course, the damned thing worked all too well and now I can't find it



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 05:28 PM
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Time machine
Current bid: $300,000,000,001,999.00




I hope these people know that bidding on an item is legally binding and if they win they have to pay for the item.

Looks like someone is going to be working off this debt for thousands of lifetimes!



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 05:32 PM
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Oo that was fun mad my day.
But realy he probly would have gotton a Much better responce if he had built it into a Delorean. lol
Need the gift for that special someone who already has everthing .



posted on Oct, 1 2005 @ 05:40 PM
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by The Parallelogram:
This reminds me of the time I built that cloaking device.

Of course, the damned thing worked all too well and now I can't find it


I was somehow able to control all bodily functions until THAT remark?!

Now, simply add in a couple of used grilled cheese :wink: sandwiches,
sit back,
crack a cold one,
and watch the bidding frenzy.




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