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Jeb unleashes Chang!

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posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 01:12 PM
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"After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend."

Uh, ok. Whatever, Jeb.
By the way; Jeb, is mental disorders a Bush trait? Just wondering.

This coming election year should combine the two sides. Jeb and Hillary, co-president. Why put off for ten years what you can destroy much quicker?

www.unknownnews.org...

"I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life.

"He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down.

"But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down."


The next person that tells me that the Bush's are good Christian people are going to see the Pentacostal side of me when I lays hands on them. Problem is, I'm not Pentacostal.




posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 02:08 PM
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Oh, wow this is real.


The original from the Gainesville Paper.

I screamed about the strong Bush family ties to the self appointed messiah Rev. Sun Myung Moon for years, but nobody would listen.

It's all Papa Bush Skull & Bones stuff. That man is demented.



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 04:27 PM
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Of course the Bushes have imaginary friends. All children do until they make real friends. With children, it's cute. With adults, it's down right scary. Mysticism or hullucinations? Who knows?



posted on Sep, 28 2005 @ 04:38 PM
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At least it wasn't Wang...

That would have been like pure manure for the satire fields.

But seriously, in my experience, those who SAY they're Christians, and TALK about being Christians, are usually the least Christian. It's a quiet, contemplative thing, faith. It aint a marketing slogan, not that anyone would know that growin' up these days.


Ah well, it could be worse. All these bad actors could be good actors, and NOBODY would know they're acting.



posted on Sep, 29 2005 @ 10:44 AM
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Typical Bushism; talk about needing an agreement then draw a sword?
Great symbolism: Agree with me, or ????

Wonder if he prefaced everything he said with "Read my lips?"

Good find Judge Crowne.



posted on Sep, 29 2005 @ 11:05 AM
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Floridians, this is the man who is making most of the decisions for your state.
Americans, this man has a seat in congress.

Please, please do something! this is quite scary. god knows what his 'friend' tells him to do in his head.



posted on Sep, 29 2005 @ 12:10 PM
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I wonder if "chang" could have helped with Katrina or Rita. Or help the President with those red blotches on his face. Or help Jebs' kids behave.

If a "mystical Warrior" cant help with things like this; what good are they.

Cant wait to watch Letterman and Stewart tonite!



posted on Sep, 29 2005 @ 05:06 PM
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www.carlsberg.com.my...

If you follow this url you will see that Chang is not imaginary.
In fact he and his like have been stedfast supporters of the Bush family for many years



posted on Oct, 12 2005 @ 08:43 PM
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Originally posted by RANT
Oh, wow this is real.


The original from the Gainesville Paper.

I screamed about the strong Bush family ties to the self appointed messiah Rev. Sun Myung Moon for years, but nobody would listen.

It's all Papa Bush Skull & Bones stuff. That man is demented.


what does an ancient chinese warrior have to do with some korean reverend? at all? or skull & bones?

and whats so crazy about using a metaphor? do none of you ever use metaphors?




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