posted on Sep, 26 2005 @ 08:17 PM
Oh how low will mankind stoop? In a flash of brilliance, it occured to me that what the world needed in this time of global catastrophe's and
joyless existence --- survival monkeys.
If President Bush had an veritable army of Survival Monkeys hidden in specially designed camps in Wyoming and Montana, the aftermath of Katrina and
Rita would have been entirely different. Bush would have been a hero for his foresight in having American scientists genetically engineer the
Sporting bright orange jumpsuits, government surplus Club Gitmo wear, the Survival Monkey would be instantly recognizable as a true friend of Mankind.
The Survival Monkey is trained at life saving and even at performing mouth to (ewwww) mouth resessitation. He can clambor to roof tops and even swim
through the most dangerous waters bringing aid and, more importantly, hope and joy for those who just need to see a monkey now and then....heck
everyone loves monkeys.
But this thread is about a serious breech of security on BTS.....my original thread was usurped!!!!! Stolen. Who could have taken it and, more
importantly why? This is a genuine conspiracy within a conspiracy site....the irony is, well, ironic. But what can be done when a thread is stolen
right out from someone because of obvious intellectual jealousy and avarice?