Hurricanes don't care about black people

or white people... Another Cat 5 and I think Rita is gonna be bigger than Katrina which is gonna cost 200 billion. This time the target is Texas. Isaac's Storm Redux perhaps. I don't think this is global warming because we have entered a period of intense hurricane activity that was echoed in the 50s, 60s and 70s. Anyway here's what I think will happen...

Hurricane Rita Projected Stats
- Hundreds dead
- billions in damages
- News Anchors all wet
- Bush-Clinton have another tragedy to promote
- Bitching at the local, state, and federal levels
- No Missing ATS'ers
- Bush tours and does photo ops in damaged areas
- War on Weather begins: Fight them there so we dont have to here
- Bush invades Heaven- citing weathers of mass destruction (WMDs)
- Bush says God told him to invade Heaven to get rid of the evil doers
- Aliens arrive carrying new XBOX- ability to really play Halo becomes reality
and finally
- Tropical Storm Bin Laden brews in the Atlantic and so the cycle of insanity begins anew

now that's comedy

NO WAY Dude Bush and Cheney have a Hurricane Making thing and they go out during the week in the atlantic and brew these things up. It is a conspiracy to get more money

You get my Way above vote

[edit on 21-9-2005 by Timcouchfanclub]

lol, that crack me up for the day

here is a way above secret thingy ffor you

Humourous or not, I think the title is a bit misleading.
I think your thread would have been much better with just
Hurricanes don't care about people.

Since when is a bit of comedy inappropriate for any forum. Oh well...

from: intrepid
sent: 21-9-2005 at 04:01 PM
It was necessary to move a thread you created titled, Hurricanes don't care about black people which was originally posted in the Fragile Earth forum, to the U.S. Politics forum. intrepid has initiated this action, and included this message about it:

Moved to appropriate forum.


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and then I get

from: DontTreadOnMe
sent: 21-9-2005 at 07:51 PM
It was necessary to move a thread you created titled, Hurricanes don't care about black people which was originally posted in the U.S. Politics forum, to the Slug-Fest forum. DontTreadOnMe has initiated this action, and included this message about it:

As members mentioned, it is thought this is a humorous thread.
I don't think it belongs in US Politics.

And, the title is misleading.


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