ThreadKillers Anonymous

mmmm mmmmmuuuuuuuuuuphhhhhins.

Originally posted by Lysergic
mmmm mmmmmuuuuuuuuuuphhhhhins.

WHAT?

You can't just suddenly reappear from the middle of nowhere, make a disparaging post like that, then disappear again!

What's the matter with you Lysergic? What kind of muphins? Pray tell!:shk:

Fritz, back away from the muphins. Now. Don't ever accept anything lysergic offers. It's probably got all kinds of things that are not fit for man nor beast in it. I don't think anyone knows what he puts in them.

Yeah, I know Great and Benevolent Leader - you're probably right.

It's just that I love toasted muffins with smoked crippy back bacon and a lightly poached egg on top, absolutely smothered in Hollandese Sauce.

Now I ask you Brother Zaph, where can the harm be in that?

Well if *I* make them, none, except to your cholesterol levels. If Lysergic makes them, then God only knows what you're getting.

Originally posted by fritz
You can't just suddenly reappear from the middle of nowhere, make a disparaging post like that, then disappear again!

like this................



Gotta go, see ya!

Pack up all my cares and woes, here I go singing low

Bye, bye blackbird.



Where somebody waits for me, sugar's sweet, so is she

Bye, bye blackbird.



No one loves or understands me, oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me,

Make my bed and light the light, I'll arrive late tonight, blackbird bye, bye.

There you go again! Typical leopard - always trying to sneak off and hide.

No chance! Leppy the Mechanic - you're spots are numbered.

Now, be a good widdle puddykat and go join up the dots.

Hey guy - what ya on?

Have ya been at Lysergic's muphinnnnnnnnnnnnns again?

:shk::shk::shk:

You obviously don't know poetic genius when you see it!!!

I'm not claiming that I wrote it however, just that I helped spread the Good Word.



PS. The Good Word is Jazz.

Originally posted by DrBones666
You obviously don't know poetic genius when you see it!!!

I'm not claiming that I wrote it however, just that I helped spread the Good Word.



PS. The Good Word is Jazz.

Blackbird Song? I DO live in Gloucester, thou nows! ..............................

..................wanders away :shk: head, muttering...................'cheeky muppett!............................

Lyrics by the great Mort Dixon and Ray Henderson

Pack up all my cares and woes,
Here i go, singing low,
Bye, bye, blackbird.
Where somebody waits for me,
Sugar is sweet, so is she,
Bye, bye, blackbird.

No one here can love and understand me,
Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me.

Make my bed and light the light,
I'll arrive late tonight,
Blackbird, bye, bye.

Pack up all my cares and woes,
Here i go, singing low,
Bye, bye, blackbird.
Where somebody waits for me,
Sugar is sweet, so is she,
Bye, bye, bye, bye, blackbird.

I said, no one here can love and understand me,
Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me.

So, make my bed and light the light,
I'll arrive late tonight,
Blackbird, bye, bye.
Make my bed and light the light,
I'll arrive late tonight,
Blackbird,
I said blackbird,
I said blackbird,
Oh, blackbird, bye, bye.

Just letting y'all know... I'll be out till monday

Out of what Kala?

Your mind?

Excuse me Kalapadea, but you're Going Out?

Have you booked out?

Have you got a pass signed by our Beloved Leader?

No?

Are you going AWOL?

:shk: head at lack of security round TKA clubhouse................and wanders aimlessly, straight into a heap of elephant dung, then :bnghd:

All President and Benevolent Dictator of ThreadKillers Anonymous, I salute you.

Time has passed slowly since my spy sent me his report on the activities of the Pirates Association. He reports they are readying their galleons in the harbour and will gain the high seas on the morning tide.

Their's is a cunning yet simple plan. They plan to rape and pillage and plunder the land around them before moving further afield.

The blow-footballing elephants have been fed, watered and serviced;
a supply of Mk 5 Seria 'A' footballs have been purchased and are being mounted in baskets attached to the elephant collars.

We await your orders.

How do you kill a thread? Threads arent alive. You cant kill something that's not alive.

Ready the clubhouse defenses, and rally the members. We'll defend the clubhouse until the last ninjaflea if we have to. No pirate will take this thread alive!

Originally posted by IRTehBomb
How do you kill a thread? Threads arent alive. You cant kill something that's not alive.

You silly person. off and read this thread from page 1.

My name is NotClever and I'm a threadkiller.

My curriculum vitae;
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Really killed. This is where I became aware of my awesome power.

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Belly up.

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I did not read this entire thread for fear I would become emotionally invested in it and then cause its death by posting. So now if I kill it, it won't hurt so bad.

NC