posted on Feb, 2 2006 @ 09:01 AM
Green Duzey Darling, don't you think that pale grey or browny-orange dust covered elephants would enhance your magnificent green colour even more?
Besides, I simply adore
elephants, especially the baby ones, so let's get a couple - like maybe a dozen
. We - well actually Zaph, could
look after them and train them and feed them, then he could muck them out when he's finished doing all the other stuff that needs doing to them.
We, on the other hand, could play hide and seek with them, train them to trumpet in tune, we could ride on their backs and generally have a brill
Just had another brill idea! 'Dragon Lady' Elephant Express Car Wash.
I can see it now, two baby elephants side by side and two opposite, blowing cool water over cars as they slowly drive through. The Pirates can do the
washing - after all, they're used to swabbing the decks
and are therfore the experts, then the car could drive past two more elephants would
would blow or fart them dry.
What you think?