ThreadKillers Anonymous

You laughed out loud! Are you mad, dear Dragon Lady? No! You are just bad - but I shouldn't grumble :shk:, you are just reverting to type.

And you Katolu, what on earth made you pen this little ditty?

There's nothing like seeing
A cat in its' bed
And there's nothing like p'ing
on his fuzzy little head.

Two things you need to know about me, my friend: Firstly I don't have a "fuzzy widdle head"; Secondly, but perhaps more importantly, I don't sleep in a bed. I Kittysnuggle up against Duzey - when she's not laughing at me, that is; Thirdly, I am armed with over 100,000 ferocious NinjaKittyfleas that live, it, that's three things you know about me!

And now, another Odd Ode:

There once was a Dragon called Duzey
Whose methane farts made her all woozy
But when the cat suggested a collar and lead
The Duzey Dragon Lady, she did plead
“Oh Please let me play the big Floozy”.

Originally posted by Zaphod58
This was actually contributed by my friend who isn't a member here, but deserves a dishonorable mention.

"Lights circle above
Thin grey hands pull on the chain
Fido is breakfast"

an instant classic.

Wow, fritz, that's a mighty big ASS-uption that you were the kitty in question.

Now now children. Behave. Fritz, I think it was cats in general, and not you specifically. Our new Poet knows better than to upset the mascot.

It is simply a matter of Honour!

Oh Great, Majestic and Benevolent Leader peace and blessing be apon you. The poem, ditty, Odd Ode whatever, was an unwarranted attack - albeit in the mind of a poor deluded - on Widdle Kittycats world wide!

cruelty to poor widdle defenceless Kittycats will not be tolerated!

The references to headsize etc, was a cunning way of describing my new being, following extensive KittyYoga sessions with my Lord and sometime owner, Jon

Ok ok ok. In honor of you being such a good mascot Fritz, Katolu, don't pick on the kitties. You get to clean the litter box for the weekend.

My favourite kittycat Fritz
Has humour as sharp as his wits
While commanding a mighty army of ninjafleas
He enjoys Extra Mature Cheddar cheese
And lasagne when his schedule permits

Katolu my friend, peace and blessings be apon you, I apologise for my unwarranted rant. There is not one warlike ginger and orange marmalade hair on my fuzzy widdle head.

I am just a widdle, simple peace loving Ginger and Orange Marmalade Kittycat, with widdle pinkypads who enjoys nothing more than KittyDragon snuggling up to my special Green Dragon Lady, Duzey.

Tsushibo was a young NinjaKittyflea
Who hopped over to his mother’s for tea,
But on the way there, he got caught by his hair,
And was squished up against an old oak tree.




[edit on 6-1-2006 by fritz]

Sorry it took awhile to answer that one, but the imagery was just.......interesting. Poor Ninjaflea. He will be missed.

That's OKay Leader.

I know you've been busy fighting that little war in another place.

It seems I've been fighting a lot of different wars lately. But I'm getting used to them all. heh. What can you do, when life beats you down, you just gotta dig a deeper hole.

Oh President and Benevolent Dictator of ThreadKillers Anonymous, Blessings and Peace be upon you can we have a nominal roll of current members and their locations.

You and I appear to be the only ones left although, when I write this, we do tend to get the odd replys.

I do feel that a nominal roll is needed if only to keep track of TKA members and their tasks within the organisation.

I do so love my special Green pet Dragon Lady Duzey but I also miss my beloved Tinkle Flower terribly. Is there any news from her or is there yet another "empty saddle"?

Active members are currently:

Zaphod58
Fritz
Katolou
Duzey (sometimes more than others)

Tinkleflower left for two weeks and hasn't been heard from since.
Niklebee said she may be back sometime in the near future.
QueenAnnie went deep under cover and got lost.

*waves*


I'm in Huntington Beach, CA. Soaking up rays (laugh) and reading many a good book. I'll be here until this friday. Pardon my absence, I thought I would have more computer access

Notice he skipped you and me, Kala?

...and I even have an "official" title here.

[edit on 10-1-2006 by loam]

Sorry guys, things have been a bit hellish here lately. If it wasn't for certain members of the board, I would have done something wickedly stupid today.

You're both added to the list. Sorry for overlooking you the first time.

No offense taken.

Here... Have a donut:



In these walls.. all worries are left behind.

[edit on 10-1-2006 by loam]

what about ME!?

i've been MURDERING threads left and right.

i made poetry.

i'm lonely. i killed the board, again.

See, Great Leader, Blessings and peace be upon you.

A simple reminder from me, a list from you and they crawl right out of the woodwork.