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posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 12:24 AM
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My aftershock................really more of an afterthought...........perhaps we could hold a TKA poetry competition.

Open to all members - past, present and future (we know they are out there) the winner could have a signed picture of an heroic act of NinjaKittyflea history, by our most celebrated and loved Art Historian, Mr Loam.




posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 12:33 AM
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That's not a bad idea. I'll give a week from tomorrow for all the entries to be posted, then we'll have a vote on the winner.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 12:42 AM
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Oooh, a poetry competition. Goody!!

While I have no expectations of winning, I will enjoy composing even more obnoxious haiku!!

Who knows, I might even throw in a limerick just for giggles.




posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 12:44 AM
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Oh frabjous day! Duzey writing a limerick.
I hope it's better than your poetry.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 12:49 AM
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It depends on your definition of better.

Do you like Vogon poetry?



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 12:59 AM
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There once was a man named Zaph
Who was in desperate need of a laugh
His good buddy Duzey
Was going to buy him an Uzi
But changed her mind and gave him a giraffe.




posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 01:00 AM
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While I appreciate the giraffe, I already have two of them. I think I'd much rather have the uzi.

As far as Vogon poetry, love the stuff. I'm a great believer in Vogon works of art too.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 01:09 AM
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Sigh....

You are just so hard to shop for. :shk:

Aside of weaponry and explosives, what does one get for the Benevolent Dictator who has everything?



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 01:10 AM
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Here's my little Ode for Widdle Kittycats all over the world..............

"A Yellow Bird,
with a yellow bill
landed on - my windowsill
I coaxed it in - with a piece of bread
then I stamped.............................on it's
head!"

Ooooooooh dear!...........This one's split! Pass me another
budgie!



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 01:29 AM
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Fritz, that was beautiful.

So beautiful in fact, it inspired me to write this:

There is a cat named Fritz
Who likes cheddar cheese flavoured Ritz
He got quite upset
On the way to the vet
And said 'There is no way in
you are chopping off my
bits!!!!'



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 02:06 AM
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AAAhhhhh! I actually Howled out loud!...Hmmm is HOL the new LOL? never mind.

I won't touch limericks, those are clearly yours, Duzey


There's nothing like seeing
A cat in its' bed
And there's nothing like p'ing
on his fuzzy little head.

That's just disgusting.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 02:22 AM
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I admit it it. I laughed. Out loud. :shk:

Does that make me a bad person?




posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 02:22 AM
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oh, begruntled bruttlebys, with so much
do not the vinquishable wither doth
and a stick.
brash is the stick that haunts your uncle.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 02:58 AM
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I trembled and shook when the Greys they did come
I was very affraid of what they would do to me bum

I sat and I stared when they brought out their devices
Could they tell by a poke or a prod about all my vices?

I held out my hands to show that I was not a threat
But their heads began glowing and I'm sure they were now upset

I awoke in the morning in yard that wasn't mine
In my hand was note that said "Love, Xorxzog, thanks for the wonderful time."

Time to stop, it's getting late...



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 02:59 AM
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Ah billybob, obscure as always.


I confess to a less-than-perfect comprehension of your prose. A much less-than-perfect comprehension.

Besides, my uncle's not brash. But he is a Freemason AND a Shriner!





posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 03:30 AM
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Originally posted by Katolu
I trembled and shook when the Greys they did come
I was very affraid of what they would do to me bum

I sat and I stared when they brought out their devices
Could they tell by a poke or a prod about all my vices?

I held out my hands to show that I was not a threat
But their heads began glowing and I'm sure they were now upset

I awoke in the morning in yard that wasn't mine
In my hand was note that said "Love, Xorxzog, thanks for the wonderful time."

Time to stop, it's getting late...




Ok folks, you have a high standard to beat with this one.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 03:39 AM
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Katolu has really raised the bar for the rest of us. Or taken us to a whole new frightening level of hell.

You just know I'm going to have to come up with something better/worse? than an anal probe. This is me we're talking about.


Sadly, it must wait until tomorrow. I am very sleepy now.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 03:53 AM
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Originally posted by Duzey
Ah billybob, obscure as always.


I confess to a less-than-perfect comprehension of your prose. A much less-than-perfect comprehension.

Besides, my uncle's not brash. But he is a Freemason AND a Shriner!




ahhhh, but it is the STICK that embodies brashness. the uncle is a mere gradgetwinnup.

less comprehension is good when it comes to my cheap knock-off vogon poetry.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 05:15 AM
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This was actually contributed by my friend who isn't a member here, but deserves a dishonorable mention.


"Lights circle above
Thin grey hands pull on the chain
Fido is breakfast"



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 05:45 AM
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Awww, it's ruff when the aliens go after the dog. Boo! boo!


Do you ever get the feeling that the only person that reads your post is the person that posts next? No? Me either.

Well, this just sucks. My throat is starting to hurt and I think I'm getting a fever. At least with the fever I'll be entertained.




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