posted on Nov, 17 2005 @ 01:41 AM
STOP IT! RIGHT NOW!
Cat Nip indeed!
Why do my super kitty senses detect another overtly covert attempt on my kittylife?
Cat Nip is an evil concoction of chemicals dreamed up by
canine inbreds like that whinning bitch next door.
We slinky, orange marmalade kittycats, with our soft strokable fur and ever so cute widdle pinkypads detest cat nip.
On the other hand, we
cheese. Not that
runny frog crap or that dull dasteless rubbish the Italians call cheese, but good old extra
mature English Cheddar.
So please can I have my own edible mature Cheddar cheese cabinet so that when I run out of kittydoughnuts and Lasagne I can eat it?
Has anyone seen, heard or had a message from my
Tinkle? I really miss her and our clubhouse has not been the same since she left.
Do you think my kittyfleas had something to do with it or was it the mangey canine
Has Interpol been alerted?
Should I email Kofi Anan and demand the UN Security Council step in and organise a world wide search?