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posted on Nov, 14 2005 @ 10:27 PM
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*cough* 'scuse me...my name's apocalypticon...and...I'm a threadkiller...




posted on Nov, 15 2005 @ 03:33 AM
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Welcome to the clubhouse. Here's a nametag, grab a donut and a seat. Don't mind us, we're all insane. Have fun and enjoy yourself.



posted on Nov, 15 2005 @ 07:19 AM
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Ok, I have found our movie for movie day. It puts Barbarella to shame. It's truly horrifyingly awful. But the names in the cast are impressive.

Are you ready? *drum roll*




Sitting down? *more drum roll*




Deathrace 2000

www.imdb.com...



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 04:08 AM
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*sigh* It appears that everyone has deserted me.
I'm the only one left here.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 04:53 AM
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My poor, dear Zaph.


You're not alone. We're BACK!


Me and my Super Ninja Kitty Fleas that is.


We're ready, willing and able to unleash untold terrors on any unsuspecting, traitorous TKA members who
kill our threads!

I'm curled up by the fire. My Ninja Kitty Fleas are deployed in a defensive ring around their Lord and Master, while I grab a much needed Kittysnooze.

But I'm Watching.

And I'm Waiting.

We cats are well known for our ability to remain motionless for hours on end seemingly fast asleep when in fact, we are akin to compressed springs, ready in an instant to cough up the dreaded Kittyfurballs in all directions before, finally, we stretch, yawn and return to dreaming of adding to the terrors that lurk in the darkened, hidden recesses of the human mind.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 08:34 AM
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Didja check the couch? I've been buried under this mound of fluffy pillows for days now...



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 08:46 AM
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I've been poking around in the cheese cabinets. I am here too.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 09:34 AM
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I am here...

although, technically, I will be somewhere else when this actually appears.

Two places at once! I must mull this over while I'm doing what I'm doing while I'm here but actually somewhere else.

Damn, now I've confused myself again...



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 11:15 AM
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Don't worry, Fearless One. We will never desert you.



Real life is a pain in the rear end and is interfering with my ATS time.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 11:33 AM
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I just think I ate a bad doughnut... but I'll live.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 12:53 PM
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Doughnuts are only bad when they start talking, so if you ate it while it was screaming at you... sick sick person. Otherwise, I think you ate a giant roach pellet, which would explain the sickness.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 01:25 PM
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no worries, my loves, i'm am still here....
trying to KILL THIS THREAD!!!! (just KIDDING, fer cryin' out loud!)



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 03:30 PM
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You will need to try harder than that, billy!



PS. Started working on the update for the Epoch Times thread. I should have something posted by the end of the weekend.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 03:41 PM
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Originally posted by Kalapadea
so if you ate it while it was screaming at you...


How would I be able to single out that from the other voices screaming in my head?
Sheesh, life is so complicated....



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 07:22 PM
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Originally posted by Duzey
You will need to try harder than that, billy!



PS. Started working on the update for the Epoch Times thread. I should have something posted by the end of the weekend.


maybe i can get some of them new fancy weapons that i here discussed around here. then i could kill this thread.....*plotting*

yeah, that's it., something shoulder mounted with laser sights! kewl.

i worry about the chinese falun gong people, and the totalitarianism that APPEARS to be the status quo in china. tanks.



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 07:37 PM
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Only a true Jedi master Thread Killer with umpteen degrees in Threadkilling could kill this thread...

and who was that lump that groaned when I just sat on it... I thought someone had left me a nice plump pillow to settle my bony butt on....



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 07:44 PM
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OH NO!!!!!

Mayet squished Kalapadea!



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 07:53 PM
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Mayet! How could you squish Kala! We were using him to do recon on other peoples computers so we could take over the Internet! Now all our plans are ruined! Thanks a lot! Geeze, you invite someone in for donuts, and they ruin your plans for world domination. *sigh*

Oh, and since when did we have a cheese cabinet? Duzey did you have some unauthorized construction done while I was gone?

[edit on 11/16/2005 by Zaphod58]



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 07:55 PM
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Well at least we can make some nice new coasters for our drinks...

[edit on 16-11-2005 by loam]



posted on Nov, 16 2005 @ 08:16 PM
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* plumps Kal up and defluffs before passing Kal to Loam.. I think you can salvage him..... or make coasters...

at least he's recyclable....



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