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Originally posted by Duzey
PS. Congratulations Nik on winning the short story contest. I see you have been crowned the new 'king'!
Even your short stories wear little cowboy hats.
[edit on 31-10-2005 by Duzey]
i think this woulden thread is suffering from term mights.
Originally posted by nikelbee
You are all my bestest most favouritest peoples in the whole wide Internet world.
Want to hear a really dodgy medic/ER story?
Imagine, if you will......
It's just after 5 pm, you've had three glasses of a cheap-and-cheerful cabernet, donated by your (increasingly weird, but sweet nonetheless) neighbour (who is celebrating the fact her Sperm Donor has left), and together you've walked down to the local book repository place.
You're surfing the web at said library, and you happen to check The Bad Evil Email Account (the one you used to sign up for the free pr0n site, which lied about it's promise to "nevuh evuh sell your email address, evuh. No Sirree").
You just happen to see a Yoo Are Ell involving the words "shave" "rave" "bathe" and "crave". In one title. Being the lover of silly rhymes that you are, you decide - after quick sideways glances to check nobody is watching - to click on the link.
You find a page with mountains of pictures.
Of multicoloured crotches.
Pubic hair, dyed just about every colour known to man (and some previously unknown, I'd venture).