ThreadKillers Anonymous

Thread killer eh? Now hear this with the exception of TC, I am the Ultimate Thread KILLLER

*flexes mod muscles*

cheater, we kill threads through words, not clicks

well, sometimes, I dunno... whatever.. how're you doing?

No offence to you FredT, but why does the presence of a MOD on our thread make me feel like we have to flush the donuts down the toilet and act like we haven't been chugging Mountain Dew and Sanka all day and can't walk in a straight line.

I feel like we're on an episode of Cops and Kalapadea has just been brought home by 'Officer Friendly'

Kalaphadea: Yes officer. No, sir. Aw beep beep '
FredT: UP against the wall you TKer

:bnghd:


Cup of tea Fred? How about a donut? These here haven't been touched by Fritz.


[edit on 17-10-2005 by nikelbee]

*both hands in the air*

THE DONUTS ARE NOT MINE!

Originally posted by nikelbee
No offence to you FredT, but why does the presence of a MOD on our thread make me feel like we have to flush the donuts down the toilet

I'm still laughing at that one.... Too funny!

As a mater of fact, I often feel similar paranoia when I see waiting U2U messages on my screen. Given my track record...*coughs*....I'm generally convinced 'someone' wants to yell at me about 'something'. :bash:

Welcome, FredT! I promise you will find no T&C violations here today. ...And of course, we have the greatest respect for your TKing ability...

*looks to others in room*

RUN! I'll cover the door!


[edit on 17-10-2005 by loam]

Don't worry, Guys - I've got him covered.

Ninja Kittyfleas at the double now!

MOD lightning > ninja kitty fleas. We just can't win fritz, we need an army.

psssst Kalapadea... is the coast clear? Can we bring out the donuts again?

Well if we don't soon, the talking ones will whine to fearless leader, and fredT will have to bear watching talking donuts populate the sitting area.

I doubt he'd want that more than us, but maybe. I Need my donuts anyway, the ones that can't talk yet preferred...

Hey fritz, tell your ninjafleas to help us carry in a new load of donuts from krispy kreme.

*plops down on the couch*

Okie - you making the beverages? I can't sleep so throw some nyquil in mine please.

I've got something better than nyquil. It'll knock you out in no time flat.

You aren't going to read the manifesto to me again are you? I told you the first 8 times... it sounds fine.

*holds club behind back whistling innocently* Just lay back and relax Nik, you'll be asleep in no time flat. I promise.

I always knew you had a bit of a caveman you Zaph. I think I'm going to go ATS cold turkey for a bit. I'm getting no work done whatsoever here. *sigh*

I'm going ATS cold turkey too I think. Cause I'm gonna be leaving for the airport in 12 hours.

*looks behind shoulder*

Do you think I was followed?

*looks to Zaphod58*

Excellent, we may need that club!

EDIT: COLD TURKEY!!!!???? What is that? Is that some kind of self-inflicted-religious-holiday-punishment thing?




[edit on 17-10-2005 by loam]

Hi Loam. Don't you have like a dragon killing sword or something? The club is just a bit crass isn't it? (sorry Zaph).

Someone read me a bedtime story - I have an early meeting tomorrow and need to be alert. zzzzz

Just sit on the couch and talk to me. I'll bore you to sleep in no time flat.

I'm so slowwwwww.....See EDIT above....

It's when you take a turkey, and you throw it in the snow for awhile, and make it really cold. They're fun to watch in the snow.

....and you would prefer to do that over ATS????

[edit on 17-10-2005 by loam]