posted on Sep, 21 2005 @ 10:44 AM
Our Mission is a simple one. We are here to protect ATS and BTS and occasionally PTS from those threads that are attempting to grow out of hand and
cause trouble to the boards.
Our Press Secretary will announce the criteria for a "dangerous thread" at her next press conference.
While watching for these threads we will sit around in our lovely meeting room, thank you to our Interior Minister, me on my Benevolent Dictators
Throne, drinking all the coffee, tea, and Mountain Dew we can stand and eating donuts.
To ensure that we don't lose our ability to kill dangerous threads, we will randomly destroy harmless threads, or threads that appear that they may
become dangerous. This will also cause confusion amongst our other members, as to why threads are randomly dying at odd times of the day.
Any member that has more than 10 successful threads, will be placed on probation, and or demoted to a lower status and will have to work their way
back up in the Organization. We want to occasionally have SOME successful threads, as this will also cause confustion amongst other members, as to
how a TKA member could have a thread that does not die. However, we don't want to be TOO successful, as this would show that we are losing our
abilities. A successful thread being a thread that is started by a Member that has more than one page of replies. Existing threads that Members post
in that do not die are not counted against you. Again, it causes confusion if you post in a thread and it doesn't immediately die.
Member input is accepted, and changes will be made to our Mission Statement and Charter as input is acccepted, or I feel like it.