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reply posted on 22-9-2005 @ 12:14 AM by koji_K
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Originally posted by stumason
Could you imagine if there was a "Sperm Slick"
How do you contain one? The little buggers would swim in all directions!!
You'd have the green types volunterring to clean Seabirds, stocking up with Kleenex at the beech......
Ewwww...indeed.
[edit on 21/9/05 by stumason]
They'd have to get to it before it dried, too, cause once that stuff dries, it never really... well, you know...  
-koji K.
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reply posted on 12-10-2005 @ 06:45 PM by Hellmutt
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reply posted on 9-11-2005 @ 10:28 PM by Hellmutt
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Latest. The number of sperm donors has fallen sharply. And they say it´s "almost certainly linked to scrapping the right of donors to remain
anonymous"... "big surprise"... I guess we will have to send them some more viking sperm...
 BBC: Sharp drop in sperm donor numbers
10 November 2005
The number of men - especially students - volunteering as potential sperm donors has fallen sharply since 2000, a study has found.
Researchers at the Newcastle Fertility Centre say the fall is almost certainly linked to scrapping the right of donors to remain anonymous. Please visit the link provided for the complete story.
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reply posted on 29-4-2006 @ 12:40 AM by Hellmutt
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There are still shortage of sperm and eggs in the UK. Many couples are seeking fertility treatment abroad. The head of the UK fertility watchdog warns
of complications and risks by visiting such clinics abroad. If something goes wrong, filing a complaint afterwards will be useless.
Telegraph: Couples warned of dangers in fertility
tourism
28/04/2006
Couples seeking fertility treatment abroad should carefully consider the risks and complications involved, the head of the UK fertility watchdog said
yesterday. Shortages in egg and sperm donations exacerbated by new laws removing the right to anonymity for donors in Britain have led to a
substantial increase in "fertility tourism".
We have heard of some clinics which offer treatment to patients that is so dangerous that it has been banned in the UK - for example implanting five
embryos which significantly raises the chance of multiple pregnancy - the biggest risk of IVF for both mothers and babies. "It is very sad when we
receive complaints from patients about their treatment abroad and we are not able to help or reassure them. "We would urge patients to think twice
and consider the risks and implications before going abroad for treatment."
The HFEA warned those couples thinking of going abroad that while the authority regulated standards and safety at UK clinics, it was powerless to do
so in other countries.
"The shortage of egg and sperm donors has led to unacceptably long waiting lists in some areas." Please visit the link provided for the complete story.
Why don't they allow anonymous donors? It would solve many of their problems. I guess they will have to call for some more viking sperm ships
instead...
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reply posted on 29-4-2006 @ 01:17 AM by twitchy
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Oh my god... Twitchy is fixing to make a fortune on Ebay then. Some test tubes, stoppers and a little er... quiet time. This is an occupational dream
cu.. come true for me. 
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reply posted on 4-2-2008 @ 12:34 AM by Hellmutt
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Here's some good news. Danish donors can stay anonymous. And the money they make is tax-free.
Spiegel Online: Danish Sperm Bank Deposits to Remain Tax-Free and
Anonymous
For a while, it seemed the stream of male students visiting the Cryos sperm bank in Aarhus, Denmark might dry up. But a recent decision by the
Danish Tax Ministry means that donors can remain anonymous and won't be forced to report their earnings to the tax man. Please visit the link provided for the complete story.
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reply posted on 5-5-2008 @ 08:51 AM by Hellmutt
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I don't know what the current sperm situation is like in Denmark, but couples in the UK and other countries are now seeking sperm donors in India.
Couples from UK look to India for sperm
donors
May 04, 2008
Unable to conceive but longing for their own baby, couples from Britain, Afghanistan and other countries are now turning to India, seeking a sperm
donor.
India, being the only country in South Asia, with semen banks and a large number of willing donors, has become a hot spot for artificial insemination.
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In UK, for example there is a shortage of semen donors, because it has become mandatory for donors to now disclose their identity, says
Sachdev. Please visit the link provided for the complete story.
I can't see why they can't stay anonymous. As long as the donors are checked and tested, I can't see the point of disclosing their identity.
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reply posted on 8-7-2009 @ 02:19 AM by Hellmutt
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Seems like the sperm problem may have been solved. There's no need for any donors if they can produce sperm in the lab...
BBC: Scientists claim sperm 'first'
7 July 2009
Scientists in Newcastle claim to have created human sperm in the laboratory in what they say is a world first.
The researchers believe the work could eventually help men with fertility problems to conceive.
But other experts say they are not convinced that fully developed sperm have been created.
Writing in the journal Stem Cells and Development, the Newcastle team say it will be at least five years before the technique is perfected.
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reply posted on 8-7-2009 @ 02:32 AM by h1satsu
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Boy, would I love to see what kind of mess that baby made if it were to
explode. lmaooo 
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reply posted on 8-7-2009 @ 02:39 AM by randyvs
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reply to post by Souljah
Sounds almost like an incoming disaster that you can not avoid - like a Hurricane slamming the coast
or the way this thread started, a possible bio- attack. 
this is really gettin good.anybody else?breath of life.
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reply posted on 8-7-2009 @ 02:55 AM by randyvs
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reply to post by twitchy
no i think your confused twitchy.they said sperm donors not brain donors. or was it drain boners? whatever!
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reply posted on 8-7-2009 @ 03:20 AM by pop_science
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At first, I thought "Sperm Ship" was possibly some type of ship I've never herd of and was like "oh crap is someone attacking them..with sperm
ships?!" ahha wow..what a moment..
Anyway, it's a shame that more people don't educate or embrace the option of adoption rather than going to the extent of boarding a ship to grab up
some sperm.
I can't even imagine where my life would be if my mother decided to go this route.
We have a relationship closer to each other than most people of the same blood have and it's a shame the strongest thing that keeps a person from
doing this is they feel there would be a "difference" or a "separation" and that something like blood could keep an emotional bond from
happening.
I have to respect it though.
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reply posted on 8-7-2009 @ 04:26 AM by stevcolx
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Originally posted by Hellmutt
I don't know what the current sperm situation is like in Denmark, but couples in the UK and other countries are now seeking sperm donors in India.
Couples from UK look to India for sperm
donors
May 04, 2008
Unable to conceive but longing for their own baby, couples from Britain, Afghanistan and other countries are now turning to India, seeking a sperm
donor.
India, being the only country in South Asia, with semen banks and a large number of willing donors, has become a hot spot for artificial insemination.
[---]
In UK, for example there is a shortage of semen donors, because it has become mandatory for donors to now disclose their identity, says
Sachdev. Please visit the link provided for the complete story.
I can't see why they can't stay anonymous. As long as the donors are checked and tested, I can't see the point of disclosing their identity.
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Oh no! Not India. We have enough corner shops........sorry bad j/k
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reply posted on 12-9-2009 @ 04:48 PM by Hellmutt
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edit: D'oh
Never mind...
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