original piece by DG.
wow nice going. you would think the mice carrying the bubonic plague would be under more survillance than the presidant.
i would hate to be the person that had to report that problem...............
boss: so how are the bubonic mice studies coming along
scientist: oh they are getting along alright
Boss: thats great. ya know i would like to see the little critters
scientist: oh well sir i dont think that is possible right now
boss: what are they sleeping or something? i promise i wont be loud. i just want to see the poor diseased little fellers...
scientist: well sir, i'm afraid to say that we have misplaced them
boss: misplaced them? how do you misplace mice carrying the bubonic plague?
scientist: well sir, they are small and they scurry
boss: scurry?
scientist: that means run fast in sparatic patterns sir.
boss: i see, of course. well we need to find those mice STAT!
scientist: we have looked everywhere sir. i dont know what else we can do.
boss: this is a matter of our nations health...thousands could die. i will contact the president and see if he will sign a bill to give us 1 billion
dollars for the purchase of various forms of cheese. we are bound to catch them..and many more for further experiements
scientist: sir i really dont think that is a good idea to cover the nation with cheese!!
boss: then we have no other choice...
scientist: and what other choice would that be?
boss: to infect you with the bubonic plague and use you for observation instead
Kind Regards,
DigitalGrl
[edit on 10/01/2004 by DigitalGrl]
[edit on 10/01/2004 by DigitalGrl]
[edit on 10/01/2004 by DigitalGrl]