posted on Sep, 25 2005 @ 01:44 AM
Wow... I had no idea that I had such issues.
Actually it all sounded so much like me that it was great.
reload reload reload, the page or the gun? I dunno
I'm sure that at somepoint, around 1am on some night that I barely remember I did indeed have exactly that thought.
You all may (or may not- yeah right) have noticed that for a long time I was posting compulsively. Turns out that I was starved for intellectual
stimulation and that ATS was virtually the only place I could come for a fix. Maybe that's why my posting has dropped off so badly in the last month-
I finally started college.
You think I was bad in PTS? Ha- I'd kill to be a fly on the wall if two of my more liberal profs were ever to discuss me with one another. It might
go something like this:
Dr. Walters: "He keeps contradicting me! Haven't you come up with a way to shut him up yet?"
Mr. Walker: "Actually he convinced my communications class that a green marker wasn't really green. I kind of lost it- broke every rule of group
discussion that I'd spent the last week lecturing on, just to get him off my back!"
Dr. Walters: "I know, and he's quoting Lyndon Johnson to support his conservative views. Look at this paper!"
Mr. Walker: "Are you going to fail him for it? He must have missed a comma somewhere in his works cited page so that you can accuse him of
Dr. Walters: "No, he's the only one who actually bought the MLA handbook for writing term papers like I told them too.
Mr. Walker: "We're screwed aren't we?"
Dr. Walters: "Pretty much. Just give him an A, and maybe he'll get an academic ride somewhere and leave."