posted on Sep, 8 2005 @ 05:36 PM
The best way to get away with murder is to hire someone to do the job for you. Someone that would be very difficult to connect to you (ie: not your
best buddy from college; dont call him from your phone, etc.). Someone who knows how to keep their mouth shut, even when faced with jail time or
offered a deal to testify against you. You need to establish an air-tight alliby. Like having dinner at a crowded restaurant an hour away from the
crime scene, during the time of the actual crime. Of course, going on a vacation to the Bahamas or Vegas that week is too suspicious.
Some people say there's no such thing as the "perfect crime." I beg to differ. I think that if you committ a crime, are able to reap the benefits
of the crime, and are never caught, then you've committed the perfect crime. For example: if you rob millions from a bank vault, get to spend the
money and live a dream life of luxury, and are never apprehended, then you've committed the perfect crime in my eyes.
The bottom line is to always keep it cool when questioned. If you're the husband of the victim, or the business partner, or the person who is going
to inherit money as a result of the murder, then you're always going to fall under suspicion immediately. It's important to have all your bases
covered. Appear to be cooperative, but also have an attorney present if they want to bring you "down town." Even if you committ the perfect crime
forensicly, you can still get busted by slipping up with your story or your alliby. So keep it simple, stupid! Most people are caught when they run
their mouths to others, or think they can trust the wrong person.
Please keep in mind that this isn't a "how to" manual on committing a crime. I do not endorse crime under any circumstances (unless you're in New
Orleans and you're stealing bread and water for your family). If you murder someone and it isn't in self-defense, then I hope you're caught and
punished. Even if you aren't, I believe that you will be when you meat your maker. So always remember kids... don't try to kill anyone unless they
try to kill you first. Or unless they say horrible things about your momma!