Katrina blamed on Iran... US prepares airstrikes on hidden WMD (Weathers of Mass Destruction) bases

(Flash Forward Tuesday morning)

AP- Vice/Real President Dick Cheney has said that Katrina was obviously a terrorist attack by Iran using WMDs (Weathers of Mass Destruction) and the US will lead a coalition of the confused to avenge the destruction caused by Katrina. The evidence was presented when a paper passport of Iran's new president was found amidst the rubble of downtown New Orleans and an apparent note that read "To America: From: Allah" found stuck to the top of the now domeless Super Dome.

In a related story, President Dumb has declared a new Axis of Evil to include Hurricanes, Tornadoes and Tsunamis. "We will fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" said the President to which many reporters questioned "You mean in the Water and Atmosphere?"

Just kidding everyone, but this hurricane seems to be the biggest baddest mofo to ever come to shore atleast according to my knowledge of the history of hurricanes here in the U.S. No more Madre Gras

May God shield those who are in the path of this monster.

[edit on 28-8-2005 by RebelSaint]