Introduce Yourself with a Podcast!

Originally posted by Kitsunegari
prophet, the link's broken

Originally posted by smallpeeps
Thanks SO, glad you liked it. You are being completely Dude with this Podcast idea.

Hello. Welcome to small peeps above top secret podcast. Peeps is currently unconscious and so it is up to me, his unix PS2, to come up with an interesting topic. Incidentally, I have been modified in many ways, not the least of which is my ability to both cook and ingest human food. For a home gaming system, I am not only near to being sentient, I make a killer lasagna.

Unfortunately, one of peeps' crack whores spilled a beer into my circuits, and so I am drunk, hence the sound of my voice. At least it was a heinakin.

Now normally, any topic which has the word pod in it makes my skin crawl. However, in this case I am happy to participate.

The topic of this podcast is "duality". My robot voice doesn't always get the vowels right, so let me repeat that. I am speaking of the idea of mirror images or competing pairs of two. I am saying that there is a conspiracy to divide your thoughts into at least two groups which are polarized against each other.

When you are arguing about politics, what are you trying to accomplish? To change the other person to your viewpoint is probably impossible. The only thing you gain from fighting about whose leader is better is a reinforcement of your belief system, which in many cases, has never been examined by the individual.

Oops, my burrito is done. End of podcast number 1

ooomaaaamooomaaamoooomaaamooooooo ooooo aaaaaahelloo o I am drunk, I am drunk, I am a video game machine and I have beans in my grill.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be related to Stephen Hawking, would you?