posted on Aug, 30 2005 @ 08:06 AM
I decided to just forget about it and go the rest of my life with an unwashed, probably smelly loofah.
what the hell is a loofah?
Although off-topic, I better clear this up before you start making a topic about it or something. I didn't think you were serious with that post, but
I guess some people don't know.. Simply put, a loofah is.... a type of sponge. LOL. The loofah variety usually indicates that it was made from a dead
plant/animal/thing, an actual "sponge" (which lives underwater). Closest relative would be a cucumber. Loofahs (as well as artificial sponges) have
a tendency to gather and harbour dangerous levels of bacteria, which is why they need to be cleaned. Why a person couldn't do this themselves though,
I don't know. Remind me never to go into the loofah washing business though, if I'm going to get a bunch of crazy perverts like that coming in.
You thought you would have been embarrased before.... imagine if you walked in 1.
without a sponge, and 2.
started getting undressed
and/or asked the lady where your loofah was.
Edit: Okay, it was just too funny thinking about it, so I made up a quick little story about how it would go down.
Hello.. yes.. I'd like to get my... erm... *ahem*... *whispers embarrased*... my loofah washed. And I've never had it done before..
so if you could please be gentle...
Sir, we take the utmost care in our loofah washing. You don't need to worry.
Okay... first off... can you tell me where my loofah is exactly?
Sir, I don't know. I'm not psychic. Most people bring it with them though.
Enough jokes. I demand you tell me where my loofah is!
I don't know... probably at home, or else you misplaced it.
Misplaced it? MISPLACED IT!?!?! How could I misplace my loofah! It is a most intimate part of me!
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You are confusing and upsetting the other customers....sir.. that's not your
loofah... please put your pants back on.
If you don't know where your Luftwaffe is either:
[edit on 30-8-2005 by Yarcofin]