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posted on Aug, 23 2005 @ 07:51 PM
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My wife came to me three weeks before her birthday and said she wanted a new sportcar for her birthday.

She told me the "parameters" of what she expected for her birthday:

"When I put my foot down I want it to go from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds."



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Three weeks later on her birthday I presented her with a wrapped gift box with a sign that said "0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds" with a checkmark.

She asked if it was an owners manual.

I told her to open it.

She didn't like her new bathroom scale/weight measurer.




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