Hang on!!

What would you say if you suddenly had a voice of the opposite sex

I'd start talking dirty to everyone who called me to test their reactions....

what would you say if I told you that mobile phone use leads to brain tumours.....

What brain tumors.

What would you say if I sat down and ate an entire can of ?

I would say, "How's the weather on Oahu?"

What would you say if Boutros Boutros-Ghali changed his name to Boutros Boutros-Boutros?

"oh the humanity!"

What would you say if I told you that Stephen Hawking is not really disabled he's a liar?

Very good actor, dedicated.

What would you say if Barry Bonds is on steroids?

All baseball players are.

What would you say if it would be written on your gavestone?

It would say, "What am I doing down here?!"

What would you say if this site was really a CIA front? lol

Ah crap.

What would you say if I participated in the Running of the Bulls?

Did he survive?

What would you say if George Bush said he was lying about Al Qaida?

You mean you're running wit dah Chicago Bulls. lol

What would you say if I were seven-time F1 World Champion Michael Schumacher???

I really don't like you, but damn your rich.

What would you say if Mike Tyson ran for president?

Will he feature Ear Augmentation for free?

What would you say if someone pierced your privates while you were passed out?

OUCH!

WWYSI:

You woke up with a girls phone number tattooed on your face

Why is her number 1-800-GET-LOST?

WWYSI I snuck into your house and slept under your bed?

Hey Weirdo! Get the * Out!

WWYSI:

You worked for microsoft and its 12:06AM in the morning and your on the phone with some old soggy man who wants to complain to you how terrible his computer is and how its all your fault.

Not from any personal experience......

"i understand." (crunching paper by the phone) "What's that sir? You're breaking up..." CLICK

WWYSI someone poured sugar in your gas tank?

That was pretty low

WWYSI:

Somebody offered you a million dollars to have intercourse with your spouse

Okay!


WWYSI I was divorcing my drug addicted, good for nothing liar of a husband who played with me for 5 years and treated my children and I like crap?

Good for you and your kids!

WWYSI:

He apoligized and recanted everything, while pleading for your forgiveness.