What would you say if..., page 79

DirtyBoots

posted on Mar, 24 2006 @ 04:57 PM

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i'd ask how much you spend on pay-per-view?
what would you say if you...
had phyliss dillers body?

Rouschkateer

posted on Mar, 24 2006 @ 05:02 PM

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Oh..my..gawd.
Pass the Twinkies.

What would you say if I wore makeup like Tammy Faye Baker?

AYBABTU

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 01:51 PM

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No wonder the makeup industry is so prosperous...

What would you say if you WERE Tammy Fae Baker?

chissler

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 01:52 PM

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Hi, my name is Tammy

What would you say if you found out you were really the opposite sex?

AYBABTU

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 02:15 PM

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Well... That's new...

What would you say if you won a free, all expenses paid trip to your favorite place in the world?

chissler

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 03:30 PM

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Boss.. See yah in a week!.. What? No... I Quit!

What would you say if you were caught naked on live television

AYBABTU

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 05:49 PM

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Hi everybody! I have no shame!

What would you say if a monkey came and ate your face?

chissler

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 09:06 PM

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Damn that hurt!

What would you say if I kicked you in the junk?

AYBABTU

posted on Mar, 25 2006 @ 09:14 PM

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Monkey! Go eat chissler's face!

What would you say if Star Wars didn't exist?

chissler

posted on Mar, 26 2006 @ 09:29 AM

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In a James Earl Jones voice

Luke... Who is your father?

What would you say if you lost $100?

Rouschkateer

posted on Mar, 26 2006 @ 10:44 AM

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No! Not the knees! I promise I'll pay you next week!

What would you say if there was nothing but Ren and Stimpy on TV?

chissler

posted on Mar, 26 2006 @ 02:06 PM

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I wish I was 5 again

What would you say if I said I either had to kill you or be killed myself

Rouschkateer

posted on Mar, 26 2006 @ 02:52 PM

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I would rather kill than be killed. I forgive you.

What would you say if I made a voodoo doll of your image?

chissler

posted on Mar, 26 2006 @ 02:54 PM

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Scratch its back, I'm alittle itchy!

What would you say if my kitten did his business on your foot?

Rouschkateer

posted on Mar, 27 2006 @ 11:59 AM

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Ewww stupid little

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What would you say if I cried because of it?

[edit on 27-3-2006 by Rouschkateer]

chissler

posted on Mar, 27 2006 @ 12:18 PM

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My bad!

Would would you say if I made fun of you for crying?

gimmefootball400

posted on Mar, 27 2006 @ 12:20 PM

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(sniffle sniffle) Don't make me (hiccup) come over there!!!:bash::bash:

What would you say if I just wacked you over the head with a steel folding
chair???

chissler

posted on Mar, 27 2006 @ 12:46 PM

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Someone got an advil?

What would you say if your whole life was a dream?

Rouschkateer

posted on Mar, 27 2006 @ 06:40 PM

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It was good while it lasted.

What would you say if someone passed really bad gas in the elevator...and it was only the two of you? (Happened to me today)

chissler

posted on Mar, 27 2006 @ 06:42 PM

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Man... good one!

What wouldyou say if you were stuck in an elevator?