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posted on Feb, 13 2006 @ 05:51 PM
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Dang it, now my reply won't show up until I post this, at which point I should probably edit it out or something.

You know, one liners and all.

Hey, then again, I may be safe!




posted on Feb, 14 2006 @ 08:51 PM
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What would you say if you were invited to explore the catacombs of the Field Museum only to discover a relic that creates a new species as they lock down the building?


"See honey, that's where babies come from."

What would you say if I took one shoe from each pair?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 06:58 PM
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I would say, "Pare and pair alike."

What would you say if I drew a cartoon that caused peace to break out around the world?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 07:15 PM
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I'd say nothing.


I would just watch and smile.



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:20 PM
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tsk tsk... need to add your own.

What would you say if you found out jerry rice is in a dance contest?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:21 PM
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Oh...my...god.

What would you say if I walked up to you and kissed you?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:25 PM
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Id tell my girlfriend



What would you say if I kicked you in the ass?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:28 PM
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I would laugh, because my $6000 titanium ass-plates finally paid off!

What would you say if I told you I could get you the number of a guy named Lenny down at the docks who will implant titanium plates in your butt for six thousand dollars?

[edit on 23-2-2006 by The Parallelogram]



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:30 PM
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I would say I can think of alot of things to do with $6000.

What would you say if you walked in on your spouse doing things to your pet?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:40 PM
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Whats for dinner darling?

What would you say if your best mates trousers were on fire?



posted on Feb, 23 2006 @ 08:56 PM
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About it.....


What would you say if someone tried to steal your wallet?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 02:15 AM
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Have you met Frank yet? (my 45 ACP)


What would you say if that gum on the bottom of your shoe, was bigger then your shoe?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 09:38 AM
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" Sticky situation batman ! "

What would you say if I was knocking on your door with a crate of beer?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:26 AM
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Cmon in!


What would you say if somebody owed you money who wouldn't pay you back?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:28 AM
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"May I borrow your baseball bat please?"

What would you say if you found a foreign object in your big mac?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:30 AM
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What the f***? Anyone know the number of a good lawyer?


What would you say if you lost $100?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:32 AM
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"I love the new shoes darling!"

What would you say if your neighbour kept dropping by uninvited?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:39 AM
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Go home!

what would you say if somebody smashed your car?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:41 AM
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"#$## %^&*&& #$$@@@ #$% !!!!!!!!! "

What would you say if a car was being constantly reved at a high rate outside your house?



posted on Feb, 24 2006 @ 10:57 AM
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Just giver!!


What would you say if somebody insulted your mother?



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