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posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 10:50 PM
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I did, but the dang batteries are dead.


What would you say if I mailed you $1,000 in cash?




posted on Dec, 31 2005 @ 12:09 AM
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I would send you a thank you note and a good bottle of wine.


What would you say if I told you I slept with 5,000 women and Wilt Chamberlain so by secondary association I in fact have slept with 10,000 women.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 01:36 AM
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I would say, "Get a room!"


What would you say if that peach you were eating was actually a human head?*






* With apologies to Jack Handey for stealing his bit.



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 01:55 AM
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Well, I learned to like sushi.

What would you say if the story about the banana, the monkey and the jar of peanut butter was true?



posted on Jan, 4 2006 @ 06:11 PM
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I would say 'what story is this you speak of'


What would yo say if i turned up on your door step?



posted on Jan, 6 2006 @ 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid

Originally posted by shorty
What would you say if your favourite TV show was cancelled on a two part cliff hanger?




What would you say if you cloned yourself?


HI... can I have a KIDNEY


DEAD STEVE
You 'll can do the math on that one . Okay?



posted on Jan, 6 2006 @ 08:45 PM
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What would you say if i told you your life is just a realy mad 'Big Brother'?




posted on Jan, 10 2006 @ 12:14 AM
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I would say, "Take my life... please!"

What would you say if I was your brother from another mother?





* With apologies to Rusty Humphries for stealing his bit.



posted on Jan, 10 2006 @ 05:56 AM
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Originally posted by Majic
I would say, "Take my life... please!"

What would you say if I was your brother from another mother?





* With apologies to Rusty Humphries for stealing his bit.



world peace brother

what would u make for someone you love?



posted on Jan, 14 2006 @ 11:03 PM
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I would say, "Find me somebody to love."

What would you say if it turned out that ATS was the target of a COINTELPRO operation?



posted on Feb, 5 2006 @ 08:05 PM
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(Well, okay then, I'll just talk to myself. Better than being a thread killer.
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I would say, "That would explain all the attention lately."

What would you say if it turned out Project Serpo was actually a disinformation campaign aimed at ATS?



posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 12:20 AM
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Some fed, somewhere, put way too much effort and stupidity into this.

What would you say if you were about to die of thirst?



posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 12:22 AM
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Well, guess it's time to drink my own urine. "It's sterile and I like the taste" -Patches O'Hoolohan

What would you say if I told you you had 2 minutes to live.

[edit on 2/6/2006 by UnMature]



posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 12:22 AM
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I would say they're not lying about eating those little packets of dessicant in shoe boxes.

What would you say if a group of burly men showed up at your house to repossess your liver?



posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by The Parallelogram
What would you say if a group of burly men showed up at your house to repossess your liver?


I was going to pay you next week! Honest!

What would you say if I said, "Keen, get that dang link outta your sig!"?



posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 05:51 PM
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I would say "What link?"


What would you say if 'Keen did take the link out of the sig?



posted on Feb, 6 2006 @ 06:49 PM
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I would say who's keen and what is in the signature?


What would you say if you knew you were going to die when you fell asleep?



posted on Feb, 7 2006 @ 12:50 PM
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Originally posted by chissler
What would you say if you knew you were going to die when you fell asleep?


So I'm going to wake up dead, eh?

What would you say if I were Keen and I kicked Jake in the face?



posted on Feb, 7 2006 @ 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if I were Keen and I kicked Jake in the face?


Ouch, don't you ever do that to me again you psychotic little monkeyboy in the shape of a potato wearing a silly little hat that makes your voice sound all deep but in reality it is all squeeky, Morranis-like.

What would you say if I were Keen and I kicked Jake in the face?

[edit on 2/7/06/07 by junglejake]



posted on Feb, 7 2006 @ 03:27 PM
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Give him one for me too! (sorry jake, just couldn't resist)

What would you say if you found a million dollars buried in the clothes pile in your hallway?




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