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posted on Dec, 24 2005 @ 05:46 PM
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I would sing, "Call Mr. Plow, that's the name, that name again is Mr. Plow!"

What would you say if Santa Majic gave you a new car for Christmas?




posted on Dec, 24 2005 @ 05:52 PM
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Were are the wheels?

What would you say if your xbox 360 was glitchy



posted on Dec, 24 2005 @ 11:53 PM
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What do you expect from Microsoft?

What would you say if Santa left you coal?



posted on Dec, 25 2005 @ 12:08 AM
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Its going through someones window. If i'm naughty then why not live it up.

What would you say if I said I knew who shot kennedy?



posted on Dec, 25 2005 @ 04:09 PM
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Come into the black van, sir...you're coming with me...

What would you day if I said my Christmas present was better than yours?



posted on Dec, 26 2005 @ 02:12 AM
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Then I would ask you to show it to me so that we can compare


What would you say to Jesus Christ if he appeared in your room asking for his Birthday Gift


[edit on 26-12-2005 by Poison]



posted on Dec, 26 2005 @ 10:48 AM
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First I would probably say "Jesus Christ!!!"

The I would apologise an give him a hug.

What would you say if you walked into a QuickieMart /7/11 shop and recognized the owner of the shop as the true Elvis, alive and in quickie disguise?



posted on Dec, 26 2005 @ 12:58 PM
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He's wearing blue suede shoes!

What would you say if I were the true Elvis?



posted on Dec, 28 2005 @ 10:06 AM
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How much does it cost to stay at the Heartbreak Hotel?

What would you say if I rented a room at the Heartbreak Hotel?



posted on Dec, 29 2005 @ 04:40 PM
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The Heartbreak Hotel went bankrupt about twenty years ago.

What would you say if this New Years really turned out to be rockin'?



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 01:50 PM
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Damn that dick clark.

What would you say if I was fitness celebrity Jon Basedow.



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 05:33 PM
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Jon...I've never heard of you.

What would you say if I randomly hit you in the stomach?



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 07:23 PM
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As I am Fitness Celebrity Jon Basedow my abs are rock hard. So I would say "I'm sorry I'm not ticklish".


What would you say if I told you I was a Nigerian prince and if you give me 5000 dollars I can return to my country and then send you tens of thousands back.



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 08:58 PM
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What would you say if I told you I was a Nigerian prince and if you give me 5000 dollars I can return to my country and then send you tens of thousands back.


Hahahaha...oh my god, seriously that's funny...

I would say: 'Show me some ID Foo!' or... 'Hey you got a Fo-Lex I could buy?'

Also, I just noticed your from Urbana Champaign, thats like in my hood almost!



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 08:59 PM
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I'd say "That's a great offer, but I don't have that kind of money".

What would you say if a UFO landed in your back yard and the little green men came out and said "Take me to your leader"?



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 09:01 PM
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I'd put it straight this way: 'I am your leader!'

What would you say if you found a $30 bill?



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 09:15 PM
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What would you say if you found a $30 bill?


Nice fake.

What would you say if Prez Bush knocked on your door all tattered and bloody asking for help?



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by Beer_Guy
What would you say if Prez Bush knocked on your door all tattered and bloody asking for help?



Now you know what 60% of us American's feel like, Buddy. *slam door*

What would you say if it was Bill Clinton instead of Bush?



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 09:18 PM
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make sure his wife is dead and close the door

what would you say if you had to be prez for 1 day



posted on Dec, 30 2005 @ 09:20 PM
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As long as I stop paying income taxes you can come in Mr. President

What would you say if I asked you "if you got that thing I sent you?"




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