What would you say if...

It's as cool s the other side of the pillow.

What would you say if the local police just busted your door down?

You guys got the wrong house. The grow-op is next door.

What would you say if you hadn't even started your Christmas shopping yet?

Can I borrow your credit card? I promise to pay you back.

What would you say if there was an expensive charge on your credit card bill?

You said you would pay me back, now PAY UP!

What would you say if you found out that the NSA put a wiretap on your phone?

I would make my worst enemy out to be public enemy #1, and make sure I srop their contact information often. Bwah ha ha ha ...

What would you say if you were my #1 enemy?

God Bless you.

What would you choose if you had to lose one body part?

Id sayLEASE! not the face please!


what would you say if you were asked to replace tom cruise in MI:3

Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE
what would you say if you were asked to replace tom cruise in MI:3

Ok

What would you say if I told you we were all going to die?

Id start to cry then release you were refering to my name

what would you say if "Hansons" limo broke down outside your house

What are some pretty girls like you doing in a place like this?

What would you say if Hanson then kicked my butt?

Originally posted by WERE_ALL_GONA_DIE
Id start to cry then release you were refering to my name

what would you say if "Hansons" limo broke down outside your house

Mmmmm bop, pop pop mmmm dead. Wop wop.

What would you say if Hanson then kicked my butt?

Sad... :shk:

What would you say if, after having shot and killed all the members of Hanson and paying the limo driver for "breaking down" where he was supposed to, I lead police on a low speed chace across America in my Ford Bronco at about 40 mph?

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5/12 you get to mexico

what would you say if you saw a ford run over 20 mexicans at border patrol along the american and mexican border

They done gone to the big ranch, man time sure does fly around these parts.

What would you say if I was the Looney Weatherman?

Snow in July? 80* in December? What is this guy on?

What would you say if it did reach 80* in the New England states in December?

It's a hot time in the city!!

What would you say if it got so hot in NYC on New Year's Day that you could literally fry an egg on the sidewalk in the middle of Times Square?

Hey! Where's the bacon?

What would you say if I cooked breakfast on the street of NYC?

I would say, "I hope you have a union card."

What would you say if the Street Cookers Union went on strike in New York?

Wait a minute! The NYPD has literally stopped drug trafficking in the city!

What would you say if NYC got 4 feet of snow next week?

Time to put the homeless to work...shovelling snow.

What would you say if your car was covered in snow and then plowed to the end of the street?

ARGH! That's the fifth time this year those idiots have done that!

What would you say if I was the one driving the plow?