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posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 02:16 PM
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I'd say " i dont want to know"
:shk:


What would you say if i told you that i hold a worlds record for putting out more street lights as i walk under them than anyone else ?
(true)




posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 02:45 PM
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Originally posted by dgtempe



What would you say if i told you that i hold a worlds record for putting out more street lights as i walk under them than anyone else ?
(true)



Weight Watchers

What would you say if you met Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon ?

[edit on 5-11-2005 by jimstradamus]



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 03:10 PM
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Originally posted by jimstradamus
What would you say if you met Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon ?


I always wanted to meet the busiest man in medicine.



What would you say if you met James Brown?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer


What would you say if you met James Brown?


You really do feel good..I knew that ya would.


What would you say if you ran out of toilet paper and were gonna use a dollar but all you could find was 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle ?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 08:14 PM
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Originally posted by jimstradamus
What would you say if you ran out of toilet paper and were gonna use a dollar but all you could find was 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickle ?


"All well, I'll just rip up the cardboard toilet paper tube and use that."

What would you say if I set fire to your car?

GoldEagle



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 08:15 PM
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I don't have a car...


What would you say if you met the Devil?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 09:09 PM
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Originally posted by Voidmaster
What would you say if you met the Devil?


What's new, man?


What would you say if you met God?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 09:28 PM
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'S'up, Dude? All power and majesty to sanctify thy name.





What would you say if you could have a dinner party with any person from history, now deceased. Whom would you pick?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 09:53 PM
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Walter "Sweetness" Payton

What would you say if Walter Payton was my next door neighbor?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 09:56 PM
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I'd ask you to check whether he was still alive, since I specified a "deceased" (dead) person.





What would you say if I lived next to a guy who worked as a "civilian translator" in Iraq?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 10:09 PM
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I guess I'll be leaving now! Bye bye! (moves out)

What would you say if I was the civilian contractor?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 10:29 PM
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ahh the horror? ooo aaa civilian contractor?

What would oyu say if I used photoshop to make your brain explode (irl)



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 10:35 PM
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I'd say you'd have to make me look at it first. (imagery from "a clockwork orange here . . .)



Sean Connery, or Roger Moore?



posted on Nov, 5 2005 @ 10:50 PM
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I'd say " Uhhh.. I think you misseed the this or that game by a bit lol"

What would you say if I ate your soul and then threw it up and it was a vcrushed design penny?



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 01:47 PM
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Originally posted by cpr12r

What would you say if I ate your soul and then threw it up and it was a vcrushed design penny?



Got change for a dollar?


What would you say if you found out your time on Earth was simply a 2 week virtual reality vacation and your actually a siamese twin,your twin is gay and you share the same rectum ?



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 03:05 PM
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I'd say, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



What would you say if I ate your cat?



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 04:16 PM
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I'd ask you if you'd ever heard of taxoplasmosis.





What would you say if I ate you, Clarice?? Ftftftft.



posted on Nov, 6 2005 @ 07:48 PM
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Originally posted by dr_strangecraft

What would you say if I ate you, Clarice?? Ftftftft.



Stick to the favre beans.


What would you say if i told you maybe it's a better idea if you dont eat the beans ?



posted on Nov, 7 2005 @ 12:23 AM
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So, uh, what would happen if I didn't.........................KA-BLOOEY!!!!!!

What would you say if the end of the world was only two weeks away?



posted on Nov, 7 2005 @ 06:49 AM
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Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if the end of the world was only two weeks away?


No, you've got it wrong, the world ended yesterday.

What would you say if starting invading your country?



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