What would you say if...

What would you say if, while attempting to get a particular tool to function properly, I asked you if you had checked the nut on the handle yet?!

Buh?

What would you say if I got applauded for the same post?

I know, I thought it was amusing.

What would you say to earth, mercury, mars, venus, saturn, jupiter, mars, neptune, the dog one?

[edit on 10/27/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say to earth, mercury, mars, venus, saturn, jupiter, mars, neptune, the dog one?

[edit on 10/27/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

What's the answer to #3?

What would you say if I actually knew what you were talking about and failed?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I actually knew what you were talking about and failed?

You wern't the only one.

What would you say if we all responded to the same stuff at once?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if we all responded to the same stuff at once?

Fa-la-la-la!

What would you say if I were wreaking havoc at work with a powerful magnet, a wood screw, and people's monitors?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if we all responded to the same stuff at once?

Great minds think alike. And Junglejake.

Damn. I'm keeping that there since I liked it.

What would you say if I were wreaking havoc at work with a powerful magnet, a wood screw, and people's monitors?

Goddamn IT department.


What would you say if I was somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep?

[edit on 10/27/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I was somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep?

[edit on 10/27/2005 by Amorymeltzer]

Get closer to the silence!

What would you say if I was doing it, then letting the people come to me saying their monitor is acting strangely, then I go and fix it impressing them?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was doing it, then letting the people come to me saying their monitor is acting strangely, then I go and fix it impressing them?

Quack! Why I oughta...


What would you say if I was irked at these words.

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was doing it, then letting the people come to me saying their monitor is acting strangely, then I go and fix it impressing them?

I bet they're more impressed by your electron moving punches!

What would you say if you were me?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if you were me?

I bet they're more impressed by your electron moving punches!

What would you say if my monitor was immune to such powers?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if my monitor was immune to such powers?

POW


What would you say if cmdr needs to check his work?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if cmdr needs to check his work?

Some TA+

What would you say if I was, in fact, cmdr masquerading as this junglejake character?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was, in fact, cmdr masquerading as this junglejake character?

Well, the secret is out, I suppose

What would you say if that in itself was a ruse and that I am, in fact, junglejake masquerading as this cmdrkeenkid guy?

Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if that in itself was a ruse and that I am, in fact, junglejake masquerading as this cmdrkeenkid guy?

It only took me about two months to decide to create a second account and a false personality

What would you say if I was also RANT?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was also RANT?

But... RANT is funny...

What would you say if I was Amorymeltzer?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I was Amorymeltzer?

Whatever, dude.

What would you say if I was having way too much fun with this magnet?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was having way too much fun with this magnet?

Simple minds.

What would you say if I got shafted?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I got shafted?

That sucks.

What would you say if I was curious as to how?

I'd say it was a divorce.

What would you say if the U.N. decided that we have had enough of George W. Bush?

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if the U.N. decided that we have had enough of George W. Bush?

We supply them with their power, not the other way around!


What would you say if Kofi Annan was the man?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if Kofi Annan was the man?

Kofi da maaaaan!

What would you say if my bird fell asleep on my chest, I really have to go to the bathroom, but I don't want to wake him?