What would you say if...

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I funked out in college?

...Uh...erm...So, is that rain?

What would you say if I asked you what's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I asked you what's the matter with the clothes I'm wearing?

You're wearing them!

What would you say if I won the council elections for EVERYTHING?

Have fun!

What would you say if no one kept on rockin' in the free world???

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if no one kept on rockin' in the free world???

Rock is Dead (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA)


What would you say if I gave you a rectal exam?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I gave you a rectal exam?

Someone's abusing their modly powers...

What would you say if I was too tired to be on ATS right now?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was too tired to be on ATS right now?

Good night.


What would you say if I was an FBI NAZI AGENT?

I'd say 'nighty nighty love, turn in and get some beauty rest.' (do you need beauty rest or just a cat nap?) LOL

What would you say if I said I have a 359 pound purple gorilla here right now who won't let me have my turn at the playstation?

Originally posted by queenannie38
What would you say if I said I have a 359 pound purple gorilla here right now who won't let me have my turn at the playstation?

Time for the rod of correction!

What would you say if there were 5 lights?

I'd say 'add a mild case of diplopia and that makes 10 lights altogether!'

(diplopia=double vision)

*I don't get it.* Am I dense or are you silly?



What would you say if I said I knew exactly what really happened to William H. Bonney?

Originally posted by queenannie38
*I don't get it.* Am I dense or are you silly? StarTrek Reference

What would you say if I said I knew exactly what really happened to William H. Bonney?

Who is William H. Bonney

What would you say if I were a complete dork (not just a partial one)?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I were a complete dork (not just a partial one)?

DORK!


What would you say if I had some AWESOME prophylactics stolen?

Don't look at me because I didn't take them.

What would you say if I did take your propylactics???

Originally posted by gimmefootball400
What would you say if I did take your propylactics???

Give them back!


What would you say if the beat went on?

Time to jam!!!

What would you say if i stole your bass guitar while you were asleep???

I'd say don't rewire my amp--it works just fine, thank you very much.

What would you say if I said I knew what really happened to Billy the Kid?

(whose real name was William H. Bonney)

Originally posted by queenannie38
What would you say if I said I knew what really happened to Billy the Kid?

Of course you do, Scotty beamed him up.

What would you say if my 10-foot pole was still clean?

Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if my 10-foot pole was still clean?

Someone's not been around enough.

What would you say if was the only smiley available?

Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if

was the only smiley available?

You self promoting liar!

What would you say if

Silence is a virtue.

What would you say if I outlawed sex?

Originally posted by Raideur
What would you say if I outlawed sex?

Who are you?

What would you say if I was still upset with Amory for silencing me for my response as I was in mid "what would you say if" sentence?