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posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 04:24 PM
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What would you say if I adopted the name, JJ, Master Of The Obvious, Innane, Strange, Controller Of All Knowledge, Granter Of Peace, Finder Of Lost Keys, May He Live And Love Forever?


Should I make teh check out to "Pointless," our would you like cash?


Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if I had that problem too?


TMI! TMI!!!!


What would you say if I had venison?




posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 04:24 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if I had that problem too?


So that's what that smell is!

What would you say if I told you to read the post above this?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I had venison?


I hope you brought enough for the rest of us!

What would you say if I stole your venison, taught it to fly, and delivered meat to all the children of the world on World Meat Day?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I stole your venison, taught it to fly, and delivered meat to all the children of the world on World Meat Day?


Do I get some?


What would you say if Du Hast?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if Du Hast?


I have what? Meat? I do for now, but I'll be delivering it on my flying slab of deer flesh.

What would you say if du hast nicht?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 04:59 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if du hast nicht?


Ich Bin Ein Berliner!


What would you say if I pointed missiles at your country?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I pointed missiles at your country?


I ain't afraid of your missiles, you jelly doughnut!!!

What would you say if I devoured your missiles as they were flying through the air, then took a tums to take care of the heart burn?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 05:11 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I told you to read the post above this?


But I already did!


Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I devoured your missiles as they were flying through the air, then took a tums to take care of the heart burn?


Good call on the Tums, that could have left you bloated beyond belief!

What would you say if the Earth really is hollow?



posted on Oct, 6 2005 @ 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by cmdrkeenkid
What would you say if the Earth really is hollow?


Well, I'll be...Folks, the Earth really is hollow, and here's why: [present evidence that apparently flies in the face of other evidence]. Now, if you have any questions, feel free to ask, but try to keep this civil. I know this is a revolutionary thought for you, but look at the evidence with an open mind and tell me where it's flawed. Thanks.

What would you say if I told you I really didn't want to have to take that much time writing one of these what would you say if responses?



posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 03:23 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I told you I really didn't want to have to take that much time writing one of these what would you say if responses?


You have much to learn, young padawan.


What would you say if I slipped while shaving and got a large cut across my lip?



posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 03:29 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I slipped while shaving and got a large cut across my lip?


I don't suggest you do that again, tends to leave a mark.

What would you say if ATS went down for an extend period of time with a picture of some guy frustrated with his computer being the only thing you got to see?



posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if ATS went down for an extend period of time with a picture of some guy frustrated with his computer being the only thing you got to see?


ZUT ALORS!

What would you say if I was naked?



posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 04:00 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I was naked?


Dad, hide your shame! I can see your doodle, Amory!

What would you say if this was the only thread I'm subscribed to that seems to be experiencing any activity today?



posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if this was the only thread I'm subscribed to that seems to be experiencing any activity today?


You need to get out more, son.


What would you say if I made God cry?



posted on Oct, 7 2005 @ 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by Amorymeltzer
What would you say if I made God cry?


You shouldn't touch yourself there, your palms will get hairy and you'll go blind, too.

What would you say if I was at work but only had operating systems to install on laptops today, so I keep hitting "myATS" every 10 seconds or so?



posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 01:23 AM
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Originally posted by junglejake
What would you say if I was at work but only had operating systems to install on laptops today, so I keep hitting "myATS" every 10 seconds or so?


Get back to work!

What would you say if Ozone made me happy?



posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 02:09 AM
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Vote Gore!

What would you say if suddenly



posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 02:46 AM
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Huh? Do What? What do you mean?

What would you say if aliens landed on the front lawn of the White House and kidnapped both Bush and Cheney?



posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 07:21 AM
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About time.

What would you say if you woke up next to the Queen after a few too many drinks?



posted on Oct, 8 2005 @ 09:16 AM
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uhhh....


What would you say if you woke pu next to michael jackson after WAY to many drinks.



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