What would you say if...

"I'm not a vampire! I'll have to give this to my brother"

What would you say if you had a vampire for a brother?

Note: I don't have a brother, this is so I don't insult anyone, it's suppossed to be a funny comment. Don't take it too seriously.

-DucKid

Originally posted by DucKid
What would you say if you had a vampire for a brother?

BITE ME! (sorry, I've got a thing for vampires, I'd love to be one)


What would you say if you were slowly burning alive....on the inside?

STUPID SCHOOL FOOD!!!! *screams in pain*

What would be your last words if you were about to die

live life to the full and PARTY!!!! LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORA!!

what would you say if someone ran in your house and started screaming there are aliens coming to kill us all!

oni x x

Member Recognition

Originally posted by Oni x x
what would you say if someone ran in your house and started screaming there are aliens coming to kill us all!

I would say, "Welcome to AboveTopSecret.com."

What would you say if I told you that used to be a recurring problem for me?

"Sorry for doing that. Sometimes I just have to."


What would you say if I told you that your cat ate my homework?

Originally posted by Voidmaster
What would you say if I told you that your cat ate my homework?

It's yer own fault for making a lasagne for your homework

What would you say if...a smurf smurfed up behind you and smurfed your smurf?

Originally posted by timski


What would you say if...a smurf smurfed up behind you and smurfed your smurf?

Squash it. LOL


What would you do if your mother was truly crazy, and believes things she thinks happens, but has never happen, just in her head, or says nothing happen when something did?

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
What would you do if your mother was truly crazy, and believes things she thinks happens, but has never happen, just in her head, or says nothing happen when something did?

Nothing...it's called 'female intuition'

What would you say if...I told you I had a gun pointed at the screen and told you all "this is a stick-up!!"

Originally posted by timski
Nothing...it's called 'female intuition'

Huh? Making # up isn't intuition.

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
Huh? Making sh*t up isn't intuition.

I take your not female..hehehehehe

back to me question...what would you say if I walked into your house holding out a dog-poo in my hand and said "look what I nearly stepped in!!"

You know doctors can fix that for you. They can shorten your arms.
What would you say if I told you that I own you and your identity?
(I do you know)

"Yeah...whatever will boost your ego"

What would you say if you got a really big ego boost?

(Like my new random image avatar!!!??)

I'll be gettin beat up soon....

What would you say if you finally listened to your high self (sub concious)

"Man, my sub-conscious is so whiny. its not my faul that old lady uhh.. ran out in front of me, I did'nt mean to rear left and hit her, than scream 10 points!"



What would you say if a To'kra wanted you to become its host?

[edit on 9/16/2005 by iori_komei]

Originally posted by Striker122
What would you say if you finally listened to your high self (sub concious)

I try to...but all I hear is *bitch* *bitch* bitch* *nag* *nag* *nag*

...oops got that confused with the wife


what would you say if...you came home to find a burglar 'enjoying' your stash of classic porn??



[edit: forgot me damn question]

[edit on 16-9-2005 by timski]

I dont' have a stash of porn, so he would be watching Lord of the Rings. And I would say:

"You have good taste in movies, now get the heck out of my house!"

What would you say if a duck came into your house and broke your windows?

-DucKid

"Well, it looks like I'm having Peking you, monsieur ducky."



What would you say if you saw Paris Hilton vomit up her kidney?

Originally posted by iori_komei
What would you say if you saw Paris Hilton vomit up her kidney?

Girl...you a nasty skanky pig. hope you pick up that kidney and put it back in!

*****

Q: What would you say, if you woke up as a person of the opposite sex ?

Originally posted by BaastetNoir
Q: What would you say, if you woke up as a person of the opposite sex ?

Stay in bed all day and play with my new titties *waheyyyy*

What would you say if you woke up and found mud on your feet & hands and the taste of blood in your mouth?